What is wrong with Spandex...

[fooferdoggie]

soon portland will host the naked bike ride all the years here I have only seen it once or twice. its interesting telly my wife what people look like as they ride by.

 

[PedalUma]

 

[PedalUma]

I'd appear naked now if I wore my Speedo from competition days. Sorry if you have a picture you can't get out of your mind now.

Sorry guys the photos of fat dudes in Speedos didn't stick. They must be flagged. It is very funny.

 

[Roamers]

Unfortunately the pictures are there.

 

[BigNerd]

I have 2 answers to this question:

1. Nothing as long as you are a superhero.
2. Everything if you aren't built like a superhero.

 

[chunk]

The fellow in the green "V" shaped thing is quite a sight, and what's with the gun nut trying to make sexy pose? Certainly good for a chuckle.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

I would think most of you ebiking men are past the time of life when you are hoping to have lots of wigglers from your dangles. Heck, I bet most of you are grandpas....

 

[Roamers]

Heck, I bet most of you are grandpas....

And your point is?

 

[fooferdoggie]

I would think most of you ebiking men are past the time of life when you are hoping to have lots of wigglers from your dangles. Heck, I bet most of you are grandpas....

they hang low so need strapped down to keep from getting hooked by the seat.

 

[PedalUma]

I need some laughs on the guys posing in Speedos! Not one laugh yet. Why? This is S is funny as hell. The whole spandex experience. The A-hole posing with guns? Really?

 

[Gionnirocket]

I need some laughs on the guys posing in Speedos! Not one laugh yet. Why? This is S is funny as hell. The whole spandex experience. The A-hole posing with guns? Really?

I couldn't look at it long enough to find the laugh button.
See....I just tried again and I puked in my mouth before my eyes could focus

 

[Stefan Mikes]

Even if I'm obese, I do not think I look particularly bad in lycra.

 

[Gionnirocket]

Even if I'm obese, I do not think I look particularly bad in lycra.

Yes... Man nippples are what women want.

 

[Bill G]

Even if I'm obese, I do not think I look particularly bad in lycra.

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Sorry Stefan. You don't qualify as obese in the U.S.; we have much higher standards.

 

[reed scott]

I might have spandex under my mtb shorts but being close enough to Austin, TX where bicyclists are despised due to their horrible behavior on the roads ... I don't want to be identified with that crowd.

 

[Prairie Dog]

The A-hole posing with guns? Really?

He likely wants to try out for lead guitarist for Guns N Roses.

 

[fooferdoggie]

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He likely wants to try out for lead guitarist for Guns N Roses.

the next GOP candidate?

 

[Bill G]

Unfortunately the pictures are there.

Unfortunately, they are. I'm having my cataracts put back in,

 

[Gionnirocket]

the next GOP candidate?

Looks like a Proud_boy to me

 

[PedalUma]

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He likely wants to try out for lead guitarist for Guns N Roses.