PONTINS HOLIDAY PARK
I took a ride up through the forest to a local holiday resort called Pontins, stopping on the way to see how many felled trees they had cleared and it looks like they are leaving most of them in place, people have created plenty of routes through and around them so its not a problem and to be honest I think they add a bit of interest to the paths.
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Found a pair of pretty good nick climbing boots wrapped in ships rope, either this happened at sea or more worrying someone was tied to it and thrown overboard and this is all thats left.
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RAF Woodvale, I think it's mostly a beginner pilot training centre, not much going on at all , which in these days is comforting, there used to be a huge model aircraft show every year on the runway, proper huge models and superfast jet drives.
Then they found asbestos in the runway and the whole thing was cancelled for ever.
The sign says you will arrested and prosecuted for climbing the fence and its a prohibited place under the official secrets act, of course the local flying club share the hangers with the RAF planes and entry is solely based on knowing your face as Ive watched the guards lift the barrier in response to a wave.
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Hilariously there are loads of family picnic tables right nest to that sign in the most glorious...we dont take this seriously..british way.
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This is the orginal Fishermans path and is a treat to ride along as it meanders through the trees with endless little side tracks for me to investigate, you would be lucky to find a single person on it on a cloudy day
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OK, heres Pontins, a long past its best working class holiday resort, there are several in the UK, but this one often gets the worst reviews, paper thin walls, very poor levels of cleaning or prep for guests, which is a shame because it's in such a lovely area.
The buildings havent been updated since the 50s and resemble Soviet military blocks, the power supplies are so poor that you cant plug two high power items in at once without risking tripping the fuses.
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Saying that all you ever hear is kids having a great time, theres a go kart track, swimming pool, bmx track, climbing frames.
I think the place gives a great atmosphere to this end of the beach, the local gypsies/travellers turn up every summer to camp with their fancy caravans and all kinds of exotic horses, you see a completely different side to their usual reputation, holiday makers, kite surfers, hopefull board surfers, all kinds of food vans.
Your allowed to drive on the beach and all types of custom and classic cars turn up.
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WARNING GROSS*
The reviews are stuff of legends in the UK, mostly I presume from people booking without considering the price.
They include..and you may wish to skip this part, people finding on arriving.
Bedsheets with the brown stuff on them
Contraceptives in the showers
unflushed toilets
Bare electrical wires where someone has stolen the microwave and and simply wrenched it out
Vomit in pans on the grill
Piles of toenail cuttings in bowls in the cupboards
This is mostly due to the fact that dance raves are held here and I'm pretty sure everyone joins in, including the staff and theres no one left conscious to clean up before the guests arrive.
Its either your worst nightmare or a spectacle to behold
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The rooms dont look too bad on inspection and this is actually the first time Ive looked in one.
No one challenged me as I rode around, no one at the gate, a few bored looking workers sat smoking didn't even acknowledge me riding past.
Of course it does come alive in the summer, lots of heavily tattooed men sat outside saving the world, kids running around screaming and laughing.
Local student workers serving cheap food, excited toddlers going to the beach with buckets and spades...it always brings a smile to my face, and I often sit off eating my KFC and watching
them arrive from the nearby train station, pulling their bags past the posh houses.
I dont wish to sound condescending, its just the great british holidaymaker, we do have a reputation.
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