Drove up to my favourite spot for epic views, the Pennine Way in Cumbria where Englands tiny little version of the grand canyon resides.
Its a glacial scar that has left unusual for us, vertical rock formations around the edges.
Ive been a few times , but thought Id try it on the fattie..yes I got a puncture and yes I actually got a bit annoyed with the universe, when really its all my own fault.
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Its a slightly challenging climb on the Pennine way from a 200 population town called Dufton.
This soon turns into a track made from presumably mining debris and is basically like riding over pinapple sized lego blocks, randomly placed in every orientation.
I ended up walking it to conserve my puncture patch reserve.
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It became very windy as I neared the top, but it was a very warm wind and was just right to keep me cool but not cold.
Passed groups of walkers and solo hikers, mostly friendly, this is a proper cycle and horse track, so I was ready for any grumpy buggers with a polite..
Am I still on the bridleway?
Which is English for, your face has no power here.
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The picture makes it look a lot more exposed than it is, and the biggest problem is looking at the view and not watching where you are going, the multiple rutted terrain can spill you over very easily..especially an idiot riding with one hand.
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As comedian Al Murray said..you should really watch his stuff if you havent, he plays a pub landlord character who has the most unlikely knowledge of world history.
He said Britain doesnt have very big mountains, they are just big enough to practice on to conquer other peoples...its all tongue in cheek of course.
Anyway the scenery here isnt huuuge, just enough to look dramatic but still be accessible for a daytrip with the kids.
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The next fell along has an air traffic control domed dish on top and the service bridleway to it was eventually tarmaced and became Britains highest road.
I'll paraphrase Mr Murray..Britain doesnt have very high..highest roads..but.
Its doable by a fit manual mtber and even a gravel style ebike if you walk about 400m over the very worst parts.
Getting weather that isnt horizontal rain is the challenging part.