Back to the original topic of smoking Vados and riding ebikes,..
(I think that's what this thread's about?)
I remember getting my first motorcycle in 1982, a slightly used 1982 Honda XR200R.
I had riden it a bunch of times around my house when my friends and I took my dirt bike to their cottage.
We all smoked a Vado and decided to go for a ride.
I got on my motorcycle and was so stoned, I didn't remember which way to twist the throttle.
That's what happens when you get stoned. You forget all the things that you do without thinking when you're sober, like which way to put the key in the door. Teeth up, or teeth down?
I had been going through the same damn door for ten years, but I couldn't remember how to get inside the house.
So my first stoned trip on my motorcycle was a slow relearning process, but by the end of the day, I had Mastered the basics of my particular motorcycle.
Like how to feather the clutch, and how to start it when it stalls, and how to start it when it falls over and stalls (the carb floods and it's a bitch to get started again.)
Not only did I get a Really Good Feel for my new motorcycle, but the feeling went deep into my muscle memory because my actual memory was stoned out of existence, so I was running on ether, or something ethereal anyway.
That's where muscle memory hides.
It's in the spirit, and it only shows itself when it takes over and does s*it that you didn't know you could do.
It's not all s*it luck, some things are pre-programmed and hiding in our brains

somewhere.
I used to crash my dirt bikes and mountain bikes ALL The Time, and got really good at not landing face first in the dirt.
I turn my head sideways just before impact so I land on the side of my head.
I haven't pulled that magic trick outta my butt in over twenty years, so I hope it's still in my coconut

somewhere to protect my face from road rash from the inevitable crash that is bound to happen again for me.
I do ride like an ass, going around corners and through pot holes no-hands, so it's just a matter of time before a crash at speed happens.
I've fallen over about two dozen times (three times inside the house.

) and fell over/crashed at about 5 mph three or four times so far.
I figure it's best to learn how to crash going slow, so you're better prepared for the faster crashes.
I have my new chin guard to protect my chin in case the muscle in my head fails me.
