"Graveloza Poligon Con Las Cojones" Or, The Men Who Ride Across The Road
"Who the gravel cyclists are?" -- "They are the people who ride
across the road!"
I didn't think I would take part in the "Las Cojones" group ride with Graveloza. A Graveloza animator wrote in the event description that
"The soft game is over. We want to ride hard and fast. If you are not prepared for that, do not ride with us! We will even not provide you with the GPX route! It's Graveloza!" 
Yet... The weather forecast was excellent. My mate by name of Piotr was encouraging me to join, and he promised me to ride together with me in the slower group. The animator kindly sent me the GPX as he knew I was partly disabled and deserved special attention.
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At the Mazovian Railways train stop in Parzniew. Ready to head to the Warsaw-East Station.
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The group ride of 14 men
started at 10:38 am on Saturday at the entry to the Poligon (The Military Range).
"How long did the e-bike man last?", a comment on Strava read. Well, well, well... You'll find out soon!
Man, those guys were
fast! The speed of 32 km/h (20 mph) in rough terrain was the norm. Armed with 55/55% assistance of my Speed Vado and with reduced pressure in my 2" tyres, I was doing pretty well until... There was a road segment paved with perfect asphalt. To have more fun, I switched to 70% Turbo (didn't have more assistance on that day) and started racing against a guy called Tomek, just for fun. We both missed a turn into the forest and lost the group! Then, I started making navigation errors (or, I thought so)... It looked me & Tomek would finish the race long past the main group. So we started riding very hard to experience less shame on the finish line...
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This is why you never should ride alone in the forest. The water level in the ford of River Długa was high. A skilled & brave rider could cross the ford. The less brave had to carry their bikes over three wooden "ladders" across the river. Taking my bad health and the weight of the Vado into account, I could not carry my e-bike over the walkways! It was Tomek who saved me!
After some 50 km ridden at mad speed with hardly any stop, my legs had left me. I asked Tomek for a break. As camaraderie or brotherhood is the feature of gravel cycling, Tomek agreed for a 10 minute stop when I could replace the battery, refill the water bottle and let my legs get some blood in them again. So we had almost reached the finish line when... Two other group members rode from
behind us! "Which way to the parking lot? Left or right?" -- "Right" I said. And so Tomek was the first on the finish line, and I was the second!
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At the finish line. All fourteen reported there! The animator Michał making the victory sign.
How come Tomek and I were the first?!
Simple. When I thought I made a navigation error, the group was high above us on a sand dune named Góra (The Hill). The main group made a 20 minute stop there while Tomek and I were "pursuing" it

However, our two-man group completed the whole planned GPX route! We simply didn't take any longer rest!
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The secret is to eat a lot the preceding night, and also consume a solid breakfast some two hours prior to the ride
Post ride, we rode to a hamburger bar. Here: A portion for kids!
(I do not eat much!)
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A high performance gravel group ride.
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Total Ride Map. I was naïve to think I could just ride home on my e-bike. I could reach the Warsaw Stadium train station on my last legs (so exhausted I was!) and I also had to make up for deficiencies of the Mazovian Railways in my neighbourhood (instead of waiting for a delayed MR train, I took the SKM, or Fast Urban Train to neighbouring Pruszków).
My 45 km/h Vado is equipped and type-approved as the
L1e-B, or a moped. Mopeds need the MOT if you want to be legal. I need to be legal with this e-bike!
P.S. The Brotherhood Cycling Club "Graveloza" has been registered as an organization. I applied for the membership and will surely be admitted as of January 1st, 2023!
P.S. 2. The guy Tomek I rode with is a competing gravel cyclist (6th place in the Mazovian Gravel race!)