'Antonio, fa caldo!'
Hauländer Land Ride, Wednesday July 10th, 2024
There was
a Nestea Ice Tea commercial, in which an Italian wife was wriggling in the bed and moaning 'Antonio, it's hot!' So Antonio had an idea and brought the wife a glass of cold Nestea
I always moan 'Antonio, fa caldo!' when the heat becomes unbearable! (Only last night we had a thunderstorm and rain!) I set off for a Vado SL ride on Wednesday, so far the hottest day of this year
Fortunately, Poland is not Germany, so unlike the Deutsche Bahn, the Mazovian Railways do operate It is so convenient for me to save unnecessary bike ride kilometres just riding a train! (It is sunflowers outside!)
I'm planning a group ride for August 4th, so I wanted to do a recon of the route just to make sure. The ride would be almost purely on asphalt with a short segment of a poor gravel road.
The entry of the Wilków Road (winding through the Kampinos National Park forest). This place feels magical to me!
I just love Wilków Road! It crosses several parallel high sand dunes that form the KPN, is winding, and of the top quality! You also are hidden from the direct sunshine there!
In the Hauländer Land. The stork family brings the prosperity to the village!
Hauländers
You who are with me for a long time know everything about the Hauländers but let me explain the matter to you new friends.
Original Hauländers were Mennonite refugees from the Netherlands and Frisia who settled along major Polish rivers since 16th century. They were river/flood control experts, and were given a great freedom and autonomy in Poland. Hauländers were free people (nevers serfs), acted as a whole community, and used money for paying the land rent (never labour, unlike serfs). The Hauländer community was soon joined by a huge number of Protestant German settlers. Some Polish communities based on the Hauländer model were created, too. Unfortunately, the great Hauländer culture was lost as the outcome of WWII, as almost all Hauländers were expelled to Germany post 1945
(However, not all of them; some members of my greater family are direct descendants of Hauländers). Note: Wikipedia names that nation
Olenders but I keep the original German spelling here.
The store "At Marta's" in Secymin Polski, or a favourite destination of road cycling pelotons It is interesting to learn Marta's family are horse breeders! It became very hot at that point with temperature approaching 36 C or 96 F. I understood the importance of being properly hydrated at that point, having some 60 km ahead of me! OSHEE (an isotonic drink), aloe drink, and a bottle of beer for later (I am drinking it as I am writing, haha!) "Kampinoskie" is a local brand, which is brewed in the craft Błonie Brewery. The guys to brew Kampinoskie have understood regular people would not drink craft beer so they brew Lager of the top quality, and that sells extremely well!
An Hauländer Protestant Church in Nowy Secymin. (I can bet the village name was Secymin Niemiecki, or German
before 1945!)
Hard to believe but this is a numbered state road #898 "incidentally" broken by the Vistula! Of course there should be a ferry there, but there isn't!
And they say there are no steep hills in Mazovia, heheheh Yes, you need to climb the Vistula embankment!
The harvest time in the Hauländer Land. It smells the summer! (The vegetation sprung up to the life very early this year. Usually August is the harvest month!)
The two eating places en route did not operate outside weekends.
I guess it is the opium poppy in the full bloom!
A landmark. The Vistula embankments continue for hundreds of kilometres; the Hauländer nation used to live along the big part of the river!
The return was the hard part. I was riding in the sun with hot headwind that acted as an air fryer! Had to keep the SL 40/100% assistance to arrive home still on a single battery set. I was forcing myself to intake more and more fluids to the level my stomach hurt! I was fully aware I had to drink: it was easy to dehydrate at that temperature!
Taking a long rest in the shade, Roztoka KPN recreation site.
Overheated in the air-conditioned McDonald's in Błonie. The last 10 km was such an ordeal I had to refrain to the SL Turbo mode! Back with 9/16% batteries.
A Soultmate
As I parked my
Fearless by McD, I could spot a beautiful pale blue bike there, no logo on the frame. I had a closer look at the equipment... As I entered the restaurant, I approached a helmeted man having his ice cream. I friendly begun:
-- 'Is it your bike, Sir? I can see you have a good taste for the equipment! Redshift suspension, a Specialized Tailwind pannier...'
He looked through the window:
-- 'Unbelievable' -- he remarked -- 'we both even use the same Ortlieb rear racks!'
-- 'It is so good to meet a soulmate!' -- I smiled -- 'What is the brand of your bike?'
-- 'That's an Orbea!'
Guys, the man had even ordered a custom frame painting from Orbea to have his bike in the beautiful pale blue, and no logos!
I admit I was shaking from exhaustion upon my return home!