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[kevinmccune]

Yesterday I repaired a bike with a chopstick. The connection pins to the rear hub motor were bent. Another bike, a Velotric was attacked by a cat who bit through the display wires and shorted it. I spliced it and did a system reset. It took all of ten minutes. Who ever heard of a cat attacking a bike? A cat biting live wires will soon get a visit by Karma holding hands with Darwin.

especially 48 or 36 volts right in the old puss!

 

[stompandgo]

I have a cat that likes to chew on my USB cables. I am sure that if he bit down on a live high voltage wire it would cure him of this bad habit.

I saw that in a movie once.

 

[kevinmccune]

reminds me of an old acquaintance he went to get his CDL renewed and I asked him( he was sort of a clown) did he become an "organ donor"? His reply was"no they took one look at his and declined( we were eating lunch and I laughed so hard orange crush spurted from my nostrils.

 

[PedalUma]

Here Karma and Darwin visit an illegal throttle eMoto rider with no helmet when Hades suddenly appears.

 

[LandoftheGiants]

My latest new tools... also a checking tool for torque on bolts.

Would love one of those in my kit, they have a special name and are for special applications but that escapes me?

 

[DougRuss]

 

[6zfshdb]

Never could figure out what this one was for:

 

[Gionnirocket]

Never could figure out what this one was for:
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I'll leave this one to @PCeBiker... post vado

 

[PedalUma]

This is my go to.

 

[kevinmccune]

This is my go to.

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I love it a "Bizzaro" Superman cape adjuster!

 

[kevinmccune]

I'll leave this one to @PCeBiker... post vado

wait a minute,you mentioned "vados" now "delta 8" is my go to,"delta 9" seems to disjoint my mind,perhaps a smaller dose and build up? Would like to try "shrooms"

 

[PCeBiker]

I'll leave this one to @PCeBiker... post vado

It's a tuning fork that doubles as a three legged stool.

One of the legs has been inverted into reverse infinity when it got sucked into a worm-hole.

 

[kevinmccune]

It's a tuning fork that doubles as a three legged stool.

One of the legs has been inverted into reverse infinity when it got sucked into a worm-hole.

like a tesseract?

 

[PCeBiker]

like a tesseract?

That would be the four legged impossible stool.

I thinking a Penrose impossible stool?

 

[PedalUma]

Would like to try "shrooms"

Funny you would say that because the paradox spanner can only be opperated by mechanics on shrooms!

 

[PedalUma]

Once I took a toilet seat cover at work and with scissors and invisible tape made a mobius one and put it back in the holder. Do you know what happens when you cut a mobius strip in half long-ways?
This tool does it all but only when the mechanic is in the right state of mind.
I really need to flip the magnet wheel on a PAS and then do a mobius chain on it. When you reverse a magnet wheel the bike only goes under power when you pedal backwards. But the mobius chain corrects for that!

Here is the blueprint.

 

[kevinmccune]

Funny you would say that because the paradox spanner can only be opperated by mechanics on shrooms!

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you know what,that makes perfect sense( kinda like a dream during its duration)