Brian-s
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It is funny how his followers agree with him on the NATO stance, but forget all of the contractors and lawyers and various others that he didnt pay.
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Just for fun...
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Art Deco
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That's apparently known as the "Trump discount" set up payment in three steps ... 1/3 upfront, 1/3 halfway through, and the balance upon completion... and never pay the last third because you're not happy with the work.
Art Deco
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On another note that may be funny to those of us "of a certain age", Here is the secret to looking young ... link attempt...
Jeremy McCreary
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Totally using that "tell them you're 10 years older" line every chance I get.On another note that may be funny to those of us "of a certain age", Here is the secret to looking young ... link attempt...
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Women have used that approach for generations... we men are just slow on picking up the obvious ... tell a 30 or 40 year old you are 70 rather than 60 (or 80 rather than 70 ) and you have instant respect ... nothing else, but at least respect...
PedalUma
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I am not mentioning Public Policy or Politics of any stripe. It is just that an self-aggrandizing baffoon put himself in a very tight spot, and that that is very funny. It is going to be a fire sale auction of assets and he will be eating sardines out of a can on a Greyhound bus while quoting Hitler and Putin and while all the passengers complain about the big stink. That is funny. I love it. The Emperor's new clothes. What a looser.
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A new string would be great. I've got some Word Salad Annie and Stumbles stuff that isn't really funny, more sad.
I'd start the thread but have read hints it's not appropriate.
Back to ebikes.
Sparky731
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Today’s Gag
Every Saturday morning our Resort biking group of 20+ regular riders assembles for an hour ride then a return to our Bistro for post-ride food & libations.
Today, per a special request to our leader I was granted a few minutes of the pre-ride orientation time to share some new and emerging information. I began my story by sharing …
“As a regular member of an international ebike forum, I have come across some new discussion on this point:
The Society for Safely Living, otherwise identified as the SSL, has recently completed a successful lobbing effort to the current Whitehouse Administration whereby they claim e-bikes, like e-vehicles require additional sound enhancements to alert and protect citizens from potential collisions.
Per these successful SSL lobbying efforts a new bill has been introduced and passed requiring all e-bikes to be equipped with these sound enhancement devices — whereupon I held up for all to see a King of Clubs playing card and a wooden clothespin.
The joke carried well to loud laughter and clapping.
But seriously, similar to how you ordered your latest free-delivery COVID tests, your ebike sound enhancement kit will soon be available for free online ordering. Be sure to contact your Congressperson for more information
Every Saturday morning our Resort biking group of 20+ regular riders assembles for an hour ride then a return to our Bistro for post-ride food & libations.
Today, per a special request to our leader I was granted a few minutes of the pre-ride orientation time to share some new and emerging information. I began my story by sharing …
“As a regular member of an international ebike forum, I have come across some new discussion on this point:
The Society for Safely Living, otherwise identified as the SSL, has recently completed a successful lobbing effort to the current Whitehouse Administration whereby they claim e-bikes, like e-vehicles require additional sound enhancements to alert and protect citizens from potential collisions.
Per these successful SSL lobbying efforts a new bill has been introduced and passed requiring all e-bikes to be equipped with these sound enhancement devices — whereupon I held up for all to see a King of Clubs playing card and a wooden clothespin.
The joke carried well to loud laughter and clapping.
But seriously, similar to how you ordered your latest free-delivery COVID tests, your ebike sound enhancement kit will soon be available for free online ordering. Be sure to contact your Congressperson for more information
PedalUma
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My town has a raceway in the middle. The race cars are so loud that no one can have a normal dinner conversation. My proposal is for them to go all electric and put a baseball card in the spokes for sound. It is so dumb, they just go in circles, like a dog chasing its own tail. What is good is there is being built a BMX track in the middle of the track and it will connect to a new crosstown bike path.
Love Sprint cars, and virtually any other Motorsport!
PedalUma
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Now Sonoma Raceway is different. It is something like 5 or 6 miles away. It has twists and hills. I like to see people race their own vintage cars. That is fun. They are real people with skin in the game and it is for charity not profit.
PedalUma
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You get to see a vintage BMW against a classic Ferrari, against America mussel cars, and a '60's Jag or two, with a BR Green MGB. They each sound distinct. It would be fun to throw in a new Tesla to the mix just to see how it holds up its end with 0-60 in 2.9. How does it do on the track compared to a 1963 Jag? Or Bond Austin. The classic cars have sex appeal and interactivity that is so very lacking now. Would you rather drive a classic up the Coast or a 'smart car'? Those are so inanely flaccid.
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DaveMatthews
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I want the Toyota 2000GT
kevinmccune
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"bread and circus!"
I am pretty sure a race wouldn't be the same without the sound (albeit through hearing protection) and feel of ICE.
PedalUma
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DaveMatthews
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Not sure, could be 67 - 70.
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