That's RAD! They could have used my mean gray cat named Yarg, gray spelled backwards. She's fixed but acts just like a male cat. Marks territory like a male cat and is just flat-out mean, don't touch me.. So if Owlkitty needs a helper I have one!
A circus director used to attend a nearby bar after the show was over. One night he spotted a frog wearing work overalls to enter the bar, jump and sit on the stool, ordering a beer, and leaving after the glass was empty. The bewildered director continued frequenting the bar, and each night the frog was in, too. On the third night, the circus man grabbed the frog and said:
-- What are you?!
-- A house painter -- explained the frog
-- I need you in my circus! -- the director shouted
-- Wait... -- said the frog -- Is the circus that big tent made of canvas?
-- Yes, it is!
-- So why would you need a decorator?!