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Jurassic Park, but with cats:
Just for fun...
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And this is how they did it:
That's RAD! They could have used my mean gray cat named Yarg, gray spelled backwards. She's fixed but acts just like a male cat. Marks territory like a male cat and is just flat-out mean, don't touch me.. So if Owlkitty needs a helper I have one!
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Q: My son won't stop chewing on extension cords. What should I do?
A: Ground him until he can conduct himself properly.
A: Ground him until he can conduct himself properly.
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I'm trying to organize a hide & seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
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groan....
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When I told my contractor I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
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Whenever I see a new thread where a new user is asking for an e-bike with (among others) these criteria:
...and then just Ignore the user
There must be hundreds of them already!
- Fat tyre
- Folder
- Throttle
- Class 3 (throttle means it is not Class 3!)
- Bafang (preferably > 1000 W)
- Up to $2,000
...and then just Ignore the user
There must be hundreds of them already!
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"I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party.
Infuriated, I immediately went over, and punched him out ~ breaking his nose.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch."
Infuriated, I immediately went over, and punched him out ~ breaking his nose.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch."
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I know it's old. How true, though!
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Still unable to ride, Tom?
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No, every day this week, thanks for asking. First builds 2014 still running.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect."
The bartender says, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect."
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A good one, Chez!
A circus director used to attend a nearby bar after the show was over. One night he spotted a frog wearing work overalls to enter the bar, jump and sit on the stool, ordering a beer, and leaving after the glass was empty. The bewildered director continued frequenting the bar, and each night the frog was in, too. On the third night, the circus man grabbed the frog and said:
-- What are you?!
-- A house painter -- explained the frog
-- I need you in my circus! -- the director shouted
-- Wait... -- said the frog -- Is the circus that big tent made of canvas?
-- Yes, it is!
-- So why would you need a decorator?!
A circus director used to attend a nearby bar after the show was over. One night he spotted a frog wearing work overalls to enter the bar, jump and sit on the stool, ordering a beer, and leaving after the glass was empty. The bewildered director continued frequenting the bar, and each night the frog was in, too. On the third night, the circus man grabbed the frog and said:
-- What are you?!
-- A house painter -- explained the frog
-- I need you in my circus! -- the director shouted
-- Wait... -- said the frog -- Is the circus that big tent made of canvas?
-- Yes, it is!
-- So why would you need a decorator?!
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. We'll see...
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