Just for fun...

[Jeremy McCreary]

"That's not fake news," she said matter-of-factly.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

"Man, that’s my 4th flat this year!" he said tiredly.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

"I don't like boxers," he said briefly.

@ChezCheese:) , you've created a monster.

List of English adverbs

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

"I'm certain this is the right battery terminal," she said positively.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Keep your eye on the negative terminal.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

"I have been known to take the occasional sleeping pill," she admitted sedately.

 

[DaveMatthews]

"This pot is awesome", he highly recommended...

 

[Stefan Mikes]

Happy Dyngus Day.

Those people must have lost any sense of attachment with their home country We do not play Polkas in Poland. What we actually do on the Dyngus Day is taking a bucket full of water and pouring it onto chicks in the front of the church! Firemen have it easier with their hoses!

Śmigus Dyngus (Easter Monday) is all about spraying water onto other people! (We even have egg shaped sprayers to be used by kids on the day).

 

[Roamers]

Śmigus Dyngus (Easter Monday) is all about spraying water onto other people!

Although I no longer drink beer, Polkas and beer sound better than squirting water; will suggest the wet tee shirt contest be added though.

 

[Stefan Mikes]

Although I no longer drink beer, Polkas and beer sound better than squirting water; will suggest the wet tee shirt contest be added though.

Pretty different to Buffalo, eh?

I must be old... Now, the kids use spray-guns!

 

[Roamers]

Pretty different to Buffalo, eh?

I must be old... Now, the kids use spray-guns!

We can do wet teeshirt contest better than that also.

 

[JedidiahStolzfus]

We believe black lives matter.
We believe no one is illegal.
We support the people of Ukraine.
We believe in a woman's right to choose.
But bikers? f*ck those guys, I won't give them extra space or pass them safely.

 

[JedidiahStolzfus]

WTF I don't get it. There's no humor in it.
Don't watch the news it's dangerous.

Allow me to 'splain.

There are so many people out there that proudly show their support for an abstract people that they might not ever encounter on a personal basis, but they don't care about passing bikers safely, or driving safely in general. While I'm not a fan of Che, something quoted from War by Frankie goes to Hollywood always kind of stuck with me.

Then, of course, there is revolutionary love. Love of comrades fighting for the people, and love of people. Not an abstract people, but people one meets and works with. When Che Guevara taught of love being at the center of revolutionary endeavor, he meant both. For people like Che or George Jackson or Malcolm X, love was the prime mover of their struggle and love cost them their lives. Love coupled with a man's pride. Love coupled with a man's pride

Most people have no problem showing how much they care for people in the abstract, they generally don't care about people right in front of them.

 

[Art Deco]

Allow me to 'splain.

There are so many people out there that proudly show their support for an abstract people that they might not ever encounter on a personal basis, but they don't care about passing bikers safely, or driving safely in general. While I'm not a fan of Che, something quoted from War by Frankie goes to Hollywood always kind of stuck with me.

Then, of course, there is revolutionary love. Love of comrades fighting for the people, and love of people. Not an abstract people, but people one meets and works with. When Che Guevara taught of love being at the center of revolutionary endeavor, he meant both. For people like Che or George Jackson or Malcolm X, love was the prime mover of their struggle and love cost them their lives. Love coupled with a man's pride. Love coupled with a man's pride

Most people have no problem showing how much they care for people in the abstract, they generally don't care about people right in front of them.

Agreed. And perhaps worse some people often don't even care for themselves. It's hard to think well of others if you don't think well of yourself and your community first.

 

[Art Deco]

Anyway back to Tom Swifty jokes and such word games...H said swiftly.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

"Be careful there, old timer - - you might break your arm," the whippersnapper said humorously.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

She wrote magazine articles about menstruation periodically.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

The paper cups would not come out of the coffee machine. They were indispensable.

 

[Stefan Mikes]

@ChezCheese:) -- STOP
Funny thing is I can understand many of these jokes but not all of them!

 

[ChezCheese:)]

People on social media platforms are often like-minded.