Do you wear cologne when you ride?

[Taylor57]

can you smell the palm oil on people in a sunny arena?

Yeah, I can still smell Coppertone and Hawaiian Tropic at the beach! Covid hasn't jacked my smell yet!

 

[harryS]

When I was much younger, I would smell of Vitalis. Now I smell like WD40.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

When I was much younger, I would smell of Vitalis. Now I smell like WD40.

Same effect on girls?

 

[Kayakguy]

I used to put dish detergent in a Visene bottle to take camping.
It would last a week as my only detergent for washing everything including me.

I use Dawn now, so I smell like a baby duck and ducks aren't a food group until they're full grown.

We do a lot of salt water camping (via kayak), where we may be out for more than a week. Dawn is a remarkable product, in that it suds up great in salt water as well as cold water, and is a very effective shampoo. Even my wife swears by it.

 

[PCeBiker]

Ducks like it too,..

I got a call from a duct cleaning service.
I said that I don't have any ducks, but I've got a couple chickens if you wanna clean them ?

 

[gromike]

Same effect on girls?

I'm still trying to figure out what girls like, though, for me, they're now 60.
Any younger and I would be robbing the cradle.

 

[6zfshdb]

I'm still trying to figure out what girls like, though, for me, they're now 60.
Any younger and I would be robbing the cradle.

I'm a whizz with duck tape, and it was one of the things that attracted my wife to me.

 

[Sparky731]

Remember when that was the scare? Supposedly if you can smell someone’s cologne you are also breathing their Covid virus. That stinks! Once again, Dr. Fauci, it was only a fart!

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

I'm a whizz with duck tape, and it was one of the things that attracted my wife to me.

If you find a woman attracted to WD40 and duct tape, marry her on the spot!

 

[mschwett]

If you find a woman attracted to WD40 and duct tape, marry her on the spot!

sticky and slippery at the same time, what a … paradox!

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

sticky and slippery at the same time, what a … paradox!

No paradox if you do the slippery part first.

 

[E biker]

I don't use cologne, but I probably should.

 

[teskow]

Well, I really take care of my looks (and the smell) when I set off for a group ride. Yes, I wear cologne on group rides.

NO.
You are kidding of course. Or not?

 

[6zfshdb]

I wear Eau de OFF

 

[Slaphappygamer]

wonder what the "tour de france" group uses?

It’s probably a dry cologne. Haha

 

[Slaphappygamer]

soak in a pure river,flushes away excess testosterone and poisons(if i am not mistaken "t" has a pungent odor)

That is actually quite nice. I was camping in the beach and Jaimie’s in the ocean at about 7am. VERY invigorating!

My wife shared an article with me that revealed that hot sexy male actors smell like garbage. It’s a thing, apparently. That must be the T.

WAIT!! Is this how Mr. T got his name?

 

[Slaphappygamer]

I'm still trying to figure out what girls like, though, for me, they're now 60.
Any younger and I would be robbing the cradle.

 

[rob feature]

Nobody should wear cologne. Evar. Pro tip - it does not help you attract a mate - that's what the gym's for. And FFS don't spray that crap in the gym. If you stink, take a shower. Or just stink. That stuff is worse than (almost) any BO.