Ok, I've tasted poo. Here's how it happened. When we were kids a friend had a skate ramp in his backyard. We skated there so much we should have just moved in. Anyways, onto the poo tasting. He had a cat and someone loved to slip a cat bomb from the liter box in people's drinks when you weren't looking. I'm not the only one. All my friends are well versed in cat bomb tasting. Everyone just started drinking water because you can see 'crap' floating in it. See what I did there! Yes, I have warped friends.