Bears Dancing in the Streets, or Warsaw Southern Bridge Grand Opening [RAINING]
Poland's Prime Minister Doesn't Like Being Disturbed by the Public!
Well, them bears dancing in the streets is the Bulgarian thing (as in the saying: "A hungry bear won't dance") and actually there were no bears to be seen on my Tuesday's ride but it didn't make it less interesting! I rode out on my Vado at 9:09 a.m. clad with four layers on my torso and three layers on my legs, plus e-socks. It was cold and windy; I rode quite fast in 50% Sport mode with traffic and reached the first waypoint -- Jazza's place -- in less than 51 minutes!
Jazza was waiting for me: A large comfortable chair next to the heater (so I could rest my feet and warm them up) and excellent coffee. We both were enjoying presence of Frezja (Bernese Mountain bitch) and talking. Meanwhile, it started raining... and it was only getting worse for the rest of the day! I put my clothes on -- also set e-socks to Level 1-- and continued the ride with traffic -- over very straight sequence of streets -- to reach the Wilanów Royal Palace.
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Wilanów (Villa Nova) is a 17 c. palace of our most successful King Jan III Sobieski, the victor of Vienna (1683) who actually drove out the Turkish from Europe. I had a nice talk with a ticket inspector (she even gave me a free ticket I had no time to use!) and then a security guard came over. We had an unpleasant quarrel as it turned out I was not allowed to even walk my bike there! Irritated, I continued my ride, because...
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...the latest of Warsaw bridges (the eleventh of them), the Southern Bridge was to be opened on the day! I lost my way but @Jerzy Bańkowski was guiding me on Facebook and by phone, so finally I could see this: the bike ramp at the southern side of the new river crossing.
At that point, my "waterproof" motorcycle gloves were already soaked with rainwater. I changed them to thick winter ones.
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How strange... No cars there?! (Interestingly, the bridge has been constructed by a Turkish firm: Poor King Jan the Third!)
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An unnamed sandy island southwards of the bridge.
It soon turned out why the bridge was empty. I was approached by an extremely polite policeman:
-- How can I help you? -- I started the conversation
-- Sir! You cannot continue your ride! I suggest you ride back. You see, the bridge opening is happening right now, and Mr Prime Minister and the Voivod (the governor)
don't want to be disturbed by the public! -- How odd. One might think those guys had been
public servants...
-- I'll rather wait, sir -- I replied -- I've already ridden for thirty-eight kilometres to cross the bridge...
-- Let him go! -- the policeman's partner shouted -- I think
them have already left the place!
No, it was not over
When I continued the ride, I could see a canopy, under which a large group of politicians stood, being televised. No public, though...
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On the descent over a MUP. My next destination was Makenzen's place. We had agreed with Joanna I would ride up to her and we would both go back to ride over the northern bike path of the bridge.
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At the Wał Miedzeszyński (a Wall, or Enbankment) in the Praga South, a right-bank Warsaw quarter. Drivers are patiently waiting until the PM finishes his auto-promotion on the telly
I found the Makenzen's place, dried some clothes a little, had a mug of warm tea and we went back together with Joanna onto the Bridge. Joanna is an avid cyclist, owning no less than four recumbent bikes! I'm so jealous she can make over 100 mile trip with 4000 ft of elevation gain a day! She's been my cyclist ideal and I still do whatever I can to match her achievements on e-bike!
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"Luke, I'm your father! Nooooo!" - or Lord Darth Vader treading the national flag Nowadays with our Nationalist government, they call everything "National". Joanna's guess is, the new bridge would be named "National" soon. And the unnamed island, too!
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Me & Makenzen on the virgin Southern Bridge ride (the north bridge section).
The weather was getting worse and worse! From constant raining to the downpour, combined with strong wind and cold. Below the bridge at the Wilanów side, I had to fix the saddle and had an "S-Pedelec talk" with a group of construction workers (only Poles, and a single Ukrainian). The number plate on my Vado certainly attracts attention!
The night fell. I was riding hard with traffic towards home. At some point, the batteries in my heated socks went flat and I started suffering. I covered the last segment in the Turbo mode.
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Ride map.
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Detailed map.
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Ride metrics.
At home, it turned out any piece of my clothing was soaked with rainwater! Yet, I felt no cold. The modern cycling clothes are good, really good... (Don't catch the cold, Stefan!)