Jeremy McCreary
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Carlsbad, CA
Usually turn street laps on quickie neighborhood rides but occasionally cut through the greenbelt.
Lately I've observed an alarming turtle and duck build-up on the ponds.
I have reason to believe that the turtles are preparing an amphibious assault with the ducks flying recon and close air support.
Scouts headed toward my street.
Children have been feeding the ducks and turtles despite the signage. And now that they've tasted stale bread, they'll stop at nothing to get more. Exactly as the HOA feared.
The ducks already have enough intel to know where the bread comes from. They promised the turtles a cut for handling the ground operation.
OK, OK, you're thinking this guy's delusional. But every word squares with the intel they've been collecting on the mothership that abducted me last May. (We stay in touch.)
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