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[Mr. Coffee]

Iran’s oil is trapped while rival exports are about to surge but Tehran could break the US chokehold | Fortune https://fortune.com/2026/08/16/iran...l-blockade-missiles-aircraft-carrier-lincoln/

Best estimates are Iran is selling 300,000 to 500,000 barrels per day. Which is less than pre war but far from "trapped".

At current prices that's enough money to build 1000+ Shaheed drones per day. Which is more than enough to continue the stalemate and probably enough to fully trash all of the infra in surrounding Gulf States and Saudi. Ukraine has taught us that it doesn't take a very big boom to do a lot of damage to a refinery.

It is also a matter of time until Iran starts using Starlink to remotely guide their drones.

 

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This is Just for fun so I dont want to keep the politics going, but surely this will bring a smile.

The 'attack' by five arabic men in balaclavas and vans filled with mock explosives on the Fairford RAF base has reached peak idiocy.

They were arrested for explosives and terrorism, but quickly bailed.

Now the local residents are coming forward with stories of Monty Python vibes.

They were stopped walking their dogs and told to go home by armed police because an attack was about to happen, then in the mist the base started playing the US anthem, followed by Billy Joels piano Man from giant speakers.

We are entering the Twilight zone.

 

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A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “No, I’m traveling light.”

 

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Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because...
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...He was a little horse.

 

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A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…”and then he disappeared without a Tres.

 

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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. But they discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah!”, not a single one could shout “Truck!”

 

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(Trying to get this thread back onto Just For Fun...)

Did you know that dropping an ant into a glass of water will tell you its gender? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

 

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I bought my friend an elephant for her room. She said, “Thanks!” I said, “Don’t mention it.”

 

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I just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making. Should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

 

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