Jeremy McCreary
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Carlsbad, CA
This will fit right in...
Just for fun...
- Thread starter ChezCheese:)
- Start date
Gionnirocket
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Y. O.
A group of lesbians in my home town started a carpenters union.
Everything they build is tongue & groove.
Everything they build is tongue & groove.
Gionnirocket
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Y. O.
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says... Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
The mushroom says... Why? I'm a fungi.
The mushroom says... Why? I'm a fungi.
fooferdoggie
Well-Known Member
a clitoris has over 10,000 nerve endings but its still not as sensitive as Elon Musk.
Sparky731
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
Some of my favorite “Calvinisms”
Calvin & Hobbes, Bill Watterson
My personal gravity must have reversed polarity!
This is going to be the most fun I have ever had.
This has been a most peculiar afternoon.
I've almost started.
I try to be good! I do! My heart is as pure as the driven snow. It's just that, well, sometimes events beyond my control conspire against me.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.
These things just seem to happen.
It’s a magical world, Hobbes Ol’ Buddy ... Let’s go exploring!
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!
The truth is, most of us discover where we are heading when we arrive.
It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept.
We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.
Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you.
Today is a good day to have a great day!
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
There is never enough time to do all of the nothing you want.
I am so smart it's almost scary. I must be a child progeny.
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
Right in the middle of doing one thing my brain makes me do something else.
Calvin & Hobbes, Bill Watterson
My personal gravity must have reversed polarity!
This is going to be the most fun I have ever had.
This has been a most peculiar afternoon.
I've almost started.
I try to be good! I do! My heart is as pure as the driven snow. It's just that, well, sometimes events beyond my control conspire against me.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.
These things just seem to happen.
It’s a magical world, Hobbes Ol’ Buddy ... Let’s go exploring!
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!
The truth is, most of us discover where we are heading when we arrive.
It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept.
We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.
Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you.
Today is a good day to have a great day!
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
There is never enough time to do all of the nothing you want.
I am so smart it's almost scary. I must be a child progeny.
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
Right in the middle of doing one thing my brain makes me do something else.
PedalUma
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Petaluma, CA
PedalUma
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Petaluma, CA
You can demonstrate this fact to a small child about AU driving habits. Place a dot on their index finger nail. Turn their hand palm up and have them cross their fingers. The dot will be in the original ordinal. That means the Auzies are just fine.
PedalUma
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Petaluma, CA
Officer.
Sparky731
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
More tripe:
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I will teach you.
I prefer not to think before speaking. I like to be just as surprised as everyone by what comes out of my mouth.
I am outdoorsy … I like getting drunk on the patio.
I am not crazy. I just have fewer restrictions.
This wine is making me awesome.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
Maybe it is the beer talking, but I really love beer.
It doesn’t matter if the beer glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more beer.
A fact of life — after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all of the people I treated badly today had it coming.
In dog beers I have only had one.
I make beer disappear. What is your super power?
I’d give up beer but I am not a quitter.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I will teach you.
I prefer not to think before speaking. I like to be just as surprised as everyone by what comes out of my mouth.
I am outdoorsy … I like getting drunk on the patio.
I am not crazy. I just have fewer restrictions.
This wine is making me awesome.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
Maybe it is the beer talking, but I really love beer.
It doesn’t matter if the beer glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more beer.
A fact of life — after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all of the people I treated badly today had it coming.
In dog beers I have only had one.
I make beer disappear. What is your super power?
I’d give up beer but I am not a quitter.
PedalUma
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Petaluma, CA
I love it! All of it. The AU guy didn't like my not using the word spelled tyre. So, I said if you ride your bike in front of a truck you get tired, but if you ride it behind the truck you get exhausted.
fooferdoggie
Well-Known Member
coming from the guy who needed a pickup to do this?One time I was napping at work on my chair, The owner said, ' Rome!!! Sleeping on the job? ' my reply, "I'm thinking".
PedalUma
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Petaluma, CA
@Rome, Do you know about the magic cocktail weeny in the sky? It is real. But, first smoke a Vado on a bright day. Hold your index fingers to the blue or white sky and slowly pull them apart by about 8mm while focusing on a distant cloud that looks like cauliflower or pineapple or Freud. The magic cocktail weeny will appear. Floating in the sky.
Jeremy McCreary
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Carlsbad, CA
Elegant bike! The wood really sets it apart -- at least visually.
Have to wonder, though: Is wood really a good material for this application? Seems like that much wood would add too much weight to an already heavy trike. And the wood finish would be too easy for cargo to mar in loading or transit.
fooferdoggie
Well-Known Member
I see a lot of wood on such bikes here in portland. the wood would be ok if you don't park it outside. the finish's enemy is more UV than anything else. I have seen plenty unpowered. some are thicker plywood this one looks nice and thin but bent.
PedalUma
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Petaluma, CA
Your helmet needs antenna. The vent holes look like eyes. 'Anxiety Answers,' only if I smoke pot. It makes me paranoid. Love the gloss ceiling. It gathers the light from the lanai. I use the green stuff auto mechanics clean their hands with. It is more macho. If you are going to exfoliate it has got to be manly.
PedalUma
Well-Known Member
- Region
- USA
- City
- Petaluma, CA
A kid thought I was the guy in Polar Express. With a moustache and gold rimmed glasses I look just like him. I will do that next Halloween and blow everyone away. I know an actress, actor, now that term, actress, is banned, who knows a costume designer who can make the hat. Seriously, that is me. I need to learn the phrasing in that movie. What if Spanish went gender neutral? 'Men at Work' would become Unic Flaggers Ahead the sign would say. Who aspires to be a unisex Falgert? Men at work.
Similar threads
