Just for fun...

[DaveMatthews]

Does anyone know the story of the 'Birth of Cheez Its'?

I hear their factory is immaculate!

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

I hear their factory is immaculate!

That's a misconception.

 

[PedalUma]

Just noting: Cheez Whiz spray came along along about 50 years ago with Bugles so they could be filled with the Whiz, and also with Tab diet soda, so you didn't get fat while doing it. It didn't go as planned.

 

[JedidiahStolzfus]

Bobcat Goldthwait used to say the ingredients to Tab were continued on the next can.

 

[DaveMatthews]

That's a misconception.

OK, now we just need one more wise guy man...

 

[Horace71]

Turns out that when asked who your favorite child is, you're supposed to pick one of your own.
I know that now.

 

[Stefan Mikes]

"What's wrong with you Marzanna? Why aren't you drowning?"
"Winter swimming!"

 

[Sparky731]

Canadian Spring:

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Don’t forget the sunscreen lotion!

 

[JGcycle]

 

[Horace71]

For a long time I thought it went something like this:
" Our Father, Howard in heaven, how'd you know my name?"

 

[JedidiahStolzfus]

As I get older, I find it more and more difficult to wang chung tonight.

 

[Tom@WashDC]

No, every day this week, thanks for asking. First builds 2014 still running.View attachment 123672

Nice lookin' builds Tom

 

[PedalUma]

A neighbor kid insisted that the lyric in Jimi's song was 'Cuze me while I kiss this guy.' Twenty years later he came out.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

You mean it isn't " 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"??

 

[JGcycle]

 

[PedalUma]

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

 

[PedalUma]

Thirty-four counts

 

[Stefan Mikes]

 

[ChezCheese:)]

"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust...."

He would have continued, but at that moment a little girl who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Ma'am, what is butt dust?"

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

The preacher was delivering his yearly sermon, "No Man Is Perfect in the Eyes of the Lord". At the most dramatic point, he paused, swept his arm slowly over the congregation, and bellowed, as he had for 20 years, "Let the perfect among you rise!"

Dead silence. And then, to the preacher's utter astonishment, a man in the back pew rose. No one had ever done that.

"Surely, sir," he sputtered, "why, surely you don't think yourself perfect??"

"Oh no, not me, pastor. I'm just standing in proxy for my wife's first husband."