If you are part of the boomer generation, you may be starting a whole new form of exercise and transportation using an electric bicycle. You are going to feel like you are 12 years old again... riding up hills like they do not exist, heading to your local coffee shop and parking at the front door, visiting friends you have not seen in years, etc. Suddenly, 20 miles on a bicycle are no big deal, right?
Well, ease up comrades, cuz your derrière is going to start barking.
Here is the cure:
1) Proceed to your local liquor store
2) Purchase a pint (375ml) of Crown Royal whiskey
3) Open box and remove bottle, which is wrapped in a soft velvetly bag. Put the bottle on your kitchen counter.
4) SAVE the bag. When you park your bicycle at the coffee shop, remove your e-bike computer display and put it in the soft bag (anti-theft device). Then you can put it in your backpack or trunk bag and it won't get scratched.
5) After returning from a 20 mile ride, park & lock bicycle.
6) Remove your shoes.
7) Proceed to kitchen.
8) Retrieve bottle of Crown Royal - pour 1.5 ounces (.5 ml) into glass and add ice, if you desire.
9) Sit in easy chair and elevate your legs.
10) Repeat step 8 until you feel numb.
Well, ease up comrades, cuz your derrière is going to start barking.
Here is the cure:
1) Proceed to your local liquor store
2) Purchase a pint (375ml) of Crown Royal whiskey
3) Open box and remove bottle, which is wrapped in a soft velvetly bag. Put the bottle on your kitchen counter.
4) SAVE the bag. When you park your bicycle at the coffee shop, remove your e-bike computer display and put it in the soft bag (anti-theft device). Then you can put it in your backpack or trunk bag and it won't get scratched.
5) After returning from a 20 mile ride, park & lock bicycle.
6) Remove your shoes.
7) Proceed to kitchen.
8) Retrieve bottle of Crown Royal - pour 1.5 ounces (.5 ml) into glass and add ice, if you desire.
9) Sit in easy chair and elevate your legs.
10) Repeat step 8 until you feel numb.
