Just for fun...

But can we just keep this thread to fun things and not grousing and politics (as she finishes her grousing... )
I heartily second this.

Those who want to discuss politics and doomsday and the coming mass enslavement through AI should start their own off-topic thread and leave the rest of us who come here for comic relief — or a least a moment of positivity — out of it.
 
Same with me!

My Edifice is of a chronograph type but I cannot understand all these sub dials :)
One time on vacation I needed a watch for a day. I walked into a sporting goods store where they had one for $19. It had four sub-dials that were permanently stationary. It was like the guy in the 80's who put a cell phone antenna on his Nissan Sentra.
10 minutes of curling is a permanent wave...
In Bend OR they have a stationary wave. No curlers required.
 
In the 1980's I was at a college party and there was a girl with big hair in the kitchen. I asked what she was studying. Cosmology. So, I started talking about Sagan, Finaman, and Hawking. It turned out she was studding curling and permanent waves at the school of Cosmetology.
 
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