Just for fun...

[ChezCheese:)]

10 minutes of curling is a permanent wave...

 

[Stefan Mikes]

the only Casios (or quartz) that I wear are solar.

Same with me!

Also, generally, if I'm wearing a solar/quartz watch, it might as well have a chronograph.

My Edifice is of a chronograph type but I cannot understand all these sub dials

 

[PedalUma]

Same with me!

My Edifice is of a chronograph type but I cannot understand all these sub dials

One time on vacation I needed a watch for a day. I walked into a sporting goods store where they had one for $19. It had four sub-dials that were permanently stationary. It was like the guy in the 80's who put a cell phone antenna on his Nissan Sentra.

10 minutes of curling is a permanent wave...

In Bend OR they have a stationary wave. No curlers required.

 

[PedalUma]

In the 1980's I was at a college party and there was a girl with big hair in the kitchen. I asked what she was studying. Cosmology. So, I started talking about Sagan, Finaman, and Hawking. It turned out she was studding curling and permanent waves at the school of Cosmetology.

 

[PedalUma]

Hello!

This is Justin and I just wanted to message you personally to let you know that I'm going to take down one of your comments in the 'Just for Fun' thread. We have gotten a few complaints from people thinking you were joking around about child abuse. I didn't necessarily read it that way, but just to keep the temperature lower here, I'm deleting the comment.

Please reach out if you have any questions or concerns.

Best,

Justin

Fair enough. Someone mentioned about watches. I mentioned that I have the same one as Bill Gates. Then I acknowledged that he, according to his then wife, gave her VD after abusing children with Epstein. It is not a joke.

 

[Chargeride]

I made this myself...well I thought it was funny anyway.

 

[RunForTheHills]

Physics rules...

 

[Chargeride]

 

[Chargeride]

 

[Chargeride]

A book hit me on the head, I've only got my shelf to blame.

The more I shout at the bike that nearly runs me over, the more it happens..its becoming a vicious cycle

I spotted an albino dalmation yesterday, it was the least I could do.

I went to a real dive bar çalled the Fiddle, it was a proper vile inn.

Ive just got a job as a guillotine operator, I’ll beheading there soon.

once you start making freudian slips they come one after amother

Hold the door open for a clown, its a nice jester.

I took a course on castration, it was all neuter me.

I got a job crushing fizzy drink cans, it was soda pressing

A bossy guy walked into our bar and started ordering everyone a round.

I hear theyre not making the 12 inch ruler any longer.

Never wear a t-shirt to a coffe club.

To the thief who stole my anti depressants, I hope your happy.

If youre ever chased by taxidermists, dont play dead

I couldnt lift the parcels in work, they gave me my too week notice.

I not good at geography, but I know a city in France..which is nice.

You can tell my bikes broken

 

[Stefan Mikes]

You can tell my bikes broken

I only could not understand this one!

My early experience with English puns was one by a British expat in Poland:
-- A plump girl came in for private English lessons last afternoon. I asked her for the name and she said 'I'm Anita'. 'Oh, I can see it' I replied.
I had to ask the man to explain the pun

 

[Chargeride]

Tim Vines sketches drag humour out of such mundane interactions, it works by just hanging in there.

 

[kevinmccune]

If I had a Toyota Tacoma I would make it into a Taco Mama. It could even be a Toy Yoda Taco Mama.

[either do or do not!] Yoda looked a bit smug after that quote.

 

[kevinmccune]

rhyming definitions-
Lanolin -'fleece grease" Eisenhower's exercise"Ikes bike" Richards favorite feral pet"Nixons Vixen"-Candaces' hand lotion"Bergens Jergen" due to interruptions (wife and grandson) that's all I have-take it away.

 

[Chargeride]

I'll have to use chatgpt for thst one, meanwhile Greta Thunberg has a sister if you didnt know.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

Tim Vines sketches drag humour out of such mundane interactions, it works by just hanging in there.

You say drag humor, but not not sure which one's in drag. It's the manager, right?
;^}

 

[PedalUma]

 

[PedalUma]

In the early 1980's I would spend some time in the state capitol, Sacramento. I am reading a book today that is mostly about California politics and stuff I have not thought about in decades is coming back. One of the things a politician taught me then is that it is Okay to be seen holding a drink, it is Okay to hold a cigarette, it is Okay to hold a woman, but never do all three at once! I was walking from an Assembly session past the five story Capitol parking garage and heard a terrible noise, screeches, revs. Then after five stories of screeches out flew Willie Brown in a red Ferrari convertible with a 20 something blond. He had just delivered decisive words on the needs of the impoverished.

 

[PedalUma]

Corvids.
I am going to pass occasional treats to crows so they will recognize me and track me. Better that than an app. A raven likes to look at his reflection peck it and talk to himself. The redwood forest crows speak a different language that involves 3-D echolocation descriptions of things and places it has lots of clicks. Open space crows have a word for hawk that sounds like hawk.

 

[kevinmccune]

Corvids.
I am going to pass occasional treats to crows so they will recognize me and track me. Better that than an app. A raven likes to look at his reflection peck it and talk to himself. The redwood forest crows speak a different language that involves 3-D echolocation descriptions of things and places it has lots of clicks. Open space crows have a word for hawk that sounds like hawk.

I believe that's a raven(albeit a small one-I have bigger crows then that corvid) I sorta have my crows trained I give a caw (caw home!) when I throw bread and treats out,my crows are pretty shy,no doubt due to assholes using them for target practice I spooked a barn owl out of a an old silo shed,the crows jumped him immediately,crows came from every direction to help in harassing the crow( there must of been 75 of those black warriors after that poor owl) finally to due fatigue,persistence and distance,the Owl out flew the crows and the crows returned to their previous occupations.