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Buy a skateboard or something.
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Get one with a motor !! They're funner !! And they blow up real good too !!

Buy a skateboard or something.
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I know a kid with a hover board. He tried to get me to ride it but I told him nope. He's like "Why, don't wanna fall on you butt?" and I was like "I don't wanna look like a fruit." So he gets mad because I called him "fruity" and he went to the local skate park on it afterwards. The skaters called him much worse than fruity!
A good one!once, a tourist at a scenic vista adjacent to a moderately tough hill said "that must have been made by the same guy who put wheels on suitcases!"
Of course, she shouldn't lump all ebikes or their riders together, but I get where she's coming from. We have a fair number of male teens and preteens on Surron-like machines here. And that's exactly what they do on trails, often in packs. Even on nature preserve and other trails where they've already succeeded in getting ALL ebikes banned. Even with conspicuous signage to that effect everywhere.Funniest was a comment made last year by a middle aged female spandexer, riding a conventional MTB on a rail trail. She accused me of damaging the trail surface by spinning my tires and doing wheel stands with my e-bike!
Wasn't worth replying to someone that out of touch with what an e-bike is.
Of course, she shouldn't lump all ebikes or their riders together, but I get where she's coming from. We have a fair number of male teens and preteens on Surron-like machines here. And that's exactly what they do on trails, often in packs. Even on nature preserve and other trails where they've already succeeded in getting ALL ebikes banned. Even with conspicuous signage to that effect everywhere.
If she mainly rides more difficult trails, those Surrons may be the only easily recognizable ebikes she usually encounters.
For many of these kids, wheelies seem to be the normal mode of travel ā even through highly congested traffic areas. They greet each other with wheelies. Very fond of donuts on dirt, too. They tear down bike lanes and MUPs at insane speeds. If they have helmets along, they're usually on the bikes, not on their heads.
These aren't exaggerations. They're pretty common sights here. And seeing that, hard to imagine why any parent would buy a 14 year-old male a Surron-like ebike and let them loose on the world.
But easy to see how these machines and riders shape public opinion and threaten our access.
They seem to be becoming popular here with local kids. A few days ago I saw three of them pulled up to a stoplight. Before that I have seen singles rolling around here and there enough that they are not what I would consider to be rare. So far nobody seems to be caring, probably because they are on the street and not on the bike paths, and I'm not seeing them go inordinately fast.... but really they are not bikes. theyāre light motorcycles, dirt bikes, mopeds, whatever. looks like a fun machine but not on bike lanes, trails, etc please! i think we may have enough enforcement around here that itās not an issue on trails - iāve never seen one.
Very popular around here. I see a bunch every day. IMO if you have a vehicle that does 45 mph out of the box, and 80 with some quick mods then itās not a bicycle. Correct me if Iām wrong!i mean ⦠the first line of the website copy is āyou can ride anywhereā
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i realize thatās probably not what they mean - they mean dirt, sand, etc, but really they are not bikes. theyāre light motorcycles, dirt bikes, mopeds, whatever. looks like a fun machine but not on bike lanes, trails, etc please! i think we may have enough enforcement around here that itās not an issue on trails - iāve never seen one.
Unfortunately, it all comes down to enforcement, and our local enforcement agencies are chronically understaffed and underfunded. In 1.5 years here, I've seen lots of citable riding but not one cyclist pulled over. Anywhere.Very popular around here. I see a bunch every day. IMO if you have a vehicle that does 45 mph out of the box, and 80 with some quick mods then itās not a bicycle. Correct me if Iām wrong!
That advertising copy is very deliberate. Not sure what the problem with registration is. Everyone with two wheeled gas vehicle registers it for the road.
First time I heard "That's cheating" was 5 minutes into my very first ride in 2018.
Second time was a couple of years ago where a lady was struggling up a steep hill, and said "Are you cheating?" My Maxwell Smart voice came out and I said... "And loving it!"![]()
Reminds me of an incident that occurred last summer.@DaveMatthews Last fall on a local country ride I noticed riders, strong, fairly young coming up on meā¦I didnāt make it easy for themā¦but youth will be served. The passing last rider (barely breathing hard) said āThat looks like fun.ā I responded to his back āFor an old guy.ā He looked back and said āyouāre out hereā¦aināt it great.ā