Predicted July missive from Jeff: "Unfortunately, our rangfoozler supplier recently noticed a 2% increase in water penetration. We have completely redesigned the entire rangfoozler assembly. With new molds, testing of the re-designed rangfoozler, etc., we estimate a one month delay from our previous estimate of the delivery date. Thank you for your continued support."
Predicted July response by Lin B: "I was quite pleased about the new and improved rangfoozler. I had been worried about the rangfoozler all this time. I will be fine if we get delivery by the fall riding season. Delays like this are common to all crowdfunded projects, so we should count ourselves lucky. Everyone knew and expected this to happen. That is understood when you send money to someone for something like this."
Predicted July post by Allie Miller: "Is Lin B really Jeff Guida or one of the Shareroller staff? How does Lin B have what seems to be insider knowledge about Shareroller? Or is Lin B simply a PR consultant--everything has a positive spin on it, after all. Problems are minimized, future benefits extolled. Still, after all of this silliness, I do want to own a Shareroller."