Rule #5

[Deleted member 803]

I was visiting one of my local bike shops when the manager handed me one of their promotional t-shirts. All it said on its was, "Rule #5." Can anyone tell me what this means????

 

[stevenast]

Can't say it on a PG site

 

[Deleted member 803]

Can't say it on a PG site

Wow.......as an old old person if its vulgar, obscene, or obtuse, then I will wear the shirt proudly. I guess I will ask the sales guy at the shop.

 

[Shea N Encinitas]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

[Mike Smith]

Try: http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/
scroll down to rules

There are a lot of Rule #5 out there but this may be the one.

Wear it in good health my friend!

 

[Mike Smith]

Wow.......as an old old person if its vulgar, obscene, or obtuse, then I will wear the shirt proudly. I guess I will ask the sales guy at the shop.

This cracks me up. I may make a T-shirt with your quote on it and wear it myself, proudly. Could be the next "have a nice day" craze, lol.

 

[Deleted member 803]

This cracks me up. I may make a T-shirt with your quote on it and wear it myself, proudly. Could be the next "have a nice day" craze, lol.

I'm not sure what has happened to me but as an octogenarian I was expecting that I would be highly conservative, old-fashioned, and yearn for the good old days. Instead, I find myself working to legalize my daily weed, listening to Big Time Rush, and holding transgender cocktail parties at the local rectory.........Funny how life progresses.

 

[Deleted member 803]

Try: http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/
scroll down to rules

There are a lot of Rule #5 out there but this may be the one.

Wear it in good health my friend!

Mike, I looked it up. This is not necessarily a bicycling rule as I've been saying Rule #5 to myself (for years) every time one of the ladies at the assisted living facility wants to go out with me.

 

[Mike Smith]

I'm not sure what has happened to me but as an octogenarian I was expecting that I would be highly conservative, old-fashioned, and yearn for the good old days. Instead, I find myself working to legalize my daily weed, listening to Big Time Rush, and holding transgender cocktail parties at the local rectory.........Funny how life progresses.

Now that quote needs to go on a T-shirt, lol.

 

[Mike Smith]

Mike, I looked it up. This is not necessarily a bicycling rule as I've been saying Rule #5 to myself (for years) every time one of the ladies at the assisted living facility wants to go out with me.

Now I'm going to have to look that rule #5 up, lol.