Just for fun...

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I took a call from someone who wanted to tighten her rear brake. She saw three videos on exactly how to do it by using the barrel adjuster. Then oil came out and ruined her carpet.
 
Those white lab pups kept falling over because they were so sleepy. My little downtown is a seeing eye dog training area.
 
A woman walks into the ER and sits down in a chair. After a moment of silence, she shouts “Shouldn’t!” A minute passes. “Can’t! Wouldn’t!” she shouts. Another minute. “Oughtn’t! Could’ve! Won’t!”

A doctor hears her outbursts and dashes over to her. “Somebody call the maternity ward! This woman’s having contractions!”
 
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