Good point - - I wish I had that kind of eyesight! 60,000 feet is over 11 miles. Unless it is as big as a mountain, I am pretty sure I wouldn't be able to discern it.
Good point - - I wish I had that kind of eyesight! 60,000 feet is over 11 miles. Unless it is as big as a mountain, I am pretty sure I wouldn't be able to discern it.
One Vladimir Vladimirovich dies and goes to Hell.
He gets a one night pass back to the living for a good conduct. So he arrives in Moscow and gets into a dive bar, where he orders vodka.
'Is Crimea ours?' -- he asks the bartender.
'It's ours!' -- the man replies
'Donbas?'
'Ours!'
'How about Kiev?'
'It's also ours!'
Vladimir Vladimirovich is glad to hear these answers. He finishes his vodka.
'How much do I owe you?'
'A hundred hryvnia'.