Stefan Mikes
Gravel e-biker
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- Europe
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- Mazovia, PL
I cannot see a Gibson here
Just for fun...
- Thread starter ChezCheese:)
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DaveMatthews
Dave's not here. Cheating since 2018
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- Canada
Likely never will mate...I cannot see a Gibson here
kevinmccune
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- Region
- USA
How about a steel guitar,much harder then "lead'? oh gray dense one.
Curious, how high were you when you imagined an aircraft at 60K feet?
ChezCheese:)
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- USA
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- Kitsap Co, WA
Good point - - I wish I had that kind of eyesight! 60,000 feet is over 11 miles. Unless it is as big as a mountain, I am pretty sure I wouldn't be able to discern it.
Commercial flights don't fly anywhere neer 60K'. A handful of spy planes do.
Stefan Mikes
Gravel e-biker
- Region
- Europe
- City
- Mazovia, PL
One Vladimir Vladimirovich dies and goes to Hell.
He gets a one night pass back to the living for a good conduct. So he arrives in Moscow and gets into a dive bar, where he orders vodka.
'Is Crimea ours?' -- he asks the bartender.
'It's ours!' -- the man replies
'Donbas?'
'Ours!'
'How about Kiev?'
'It's also ours!'
Vladimir Vladimirovich is glad to hear these answers. He finishes his vodka.
'How much do I owe you?'
'A hundred hryvnia'.
He gets a one night pass back to the living for a good conduct. So he arrives in Moscow and gets into a dive bar, where he orders vodka.
'Is Crimea ours?' -- he asks the bartender.
'It's ours!' -- the man replies
'Donbas?'
'Ours!'
'How about Kiev?'
'It's also ours!'
Vladimir Vladimirovich is glad to hear these answers. He finishes his vodka.
'How much do I owe you?'
'A hundred hryvnia'.
DaveMatthews
Dave's not here. Cheating since 2018
- Region
- Canada
kevinmccune
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- Region
- USA
Spy plane of course and good eyes!
DaveMatthews
Dave's not here. Cheating since 2018
- Region
- Canada
kevinmccune
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- Region
- USA
Its the "Illuminati"!There's a yellow bellied USAF jet aircraft that flies overhead All the time keeping tabs on us Northern Dwellers.
It's like a Hercules heavy lift aircraft, but it's got 4 jet engines, instead of propellers.
I Always hear it coming.
It flies Low and Slow taking pictures and doing surveillance.
It flies about ten feet off the ground. (It's like the tortoise to the hare with the jet at 60,000 feet.)
I always hear it rumbling as it approaches so I make sure to be riding no-hands when they fly overhead taking pictures.
No s*it of a lie.
There's a small airport near Chinatown Michigan USAthat houses the aircraft
It can take offand land in like ten feet, but it can't fly fast.
I thought it was going to hit my tree as it flew overhead the one day.
I waved to all of Donald's faithful employees at 500 feet,..
With both hands waving of course, cuz that's how I roll.
PCeBiker
No-Hands No-Pedaling No-Credentials
- Region
- Canada
Run into a store and YELL,..
"ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY?,!!! "
Then run out.
Let them figure it out.
Quote from George Carlin ,..
Chargeride
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Its interesting how much ancient sites and artifacts have been 'reimagined' or built from scarce evidence.
The Stonehenge you see today was not how it was first discovered by modern archeology, they put it back together in the 50s
It seems a perfectly reasonable restoration in this case, but it was for tourism and this happens everywhere, the Vietcong tunnels have been widened for taller and fat tourists.
The Stonehenge you see today was not how it was first discovered by modern archeology, they put it back together in the 50s
It seems a perfectly reasonable restoration in this case, but it was for tourism and this happens everywhere, the Vietcong tunnels have been widened for taller and fat tourists.
Chargeride
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You dont hkkhave to look your bike in Iceland.
Warning rude bits.
Warning rude bits.
Stefan Mikes
Gravel e-biker
- Region
- Europe
- City
- Mazovia, PL
I'm not particularly fond of this guy.
I prefer the True Latvian (or whatever the channel name is now).
I love ISMO.
I prefer the True Latvian (or whatever the channel name is now).
I love ISMO.
Jeremy McCreary
Bought it anyway
- Region
- USA
- City
- Carlsbad, CA
Hit me as I headed to the coffee maker for my frequent afternoon fix:
At some point in human evolution, you have to mix in dogs and caffeine to make further progress.
We're there now, but apparently still short the ingredient needed to keep us from self-extinction.
At some point in human evolution, you have to mix in dogs and caffeine to make further progress.
We're there now, but apparently still short the ingredient needed to keep us from self-extinction.
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Chargeride
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This iconic british road safety film was child overacting cringe when it first aired, but on reflection it feels like a lost society, probably because it tries to convey one that never existed.
I cant tell if the pudgy one is 11 or 40
I cant tell if the pudgy one is 11 or 40
Stefan Mikes
Gravel e-biker
- Region
- Europe
- City
- Mazovia, PL
"The wife asks her husband, who is the count's butler, what the upper classes eat for dessert. He explains to his wife the recipe for baking a cake. She starts baking the cake.
-- Wheat flour? I don't have any. Rye flour!
-- Butter? I'd have to be crazy to waste butter. Lard it is!
And so it goes with each ingredient of the cake.
Finally, the husband and wife sit down together to eat the cake.
The wife says with disgust:
-- Unbelievable, what crap the upper classes get for dessert!"
This reminds me of Charge's struggles with his Specialized
-- Wheat flour? I don't have any. Rye flour!
-- Butter? I'd have to be crazy to waste butter. Lard it is!
And so it goes with each ingredient of the cake.
Finally, the husband and wife sit down together to eat the cake.
The wife says with disgust:
-- Unbelievable, what crap the upper classes get for dessert!"
This reminds me of Charge's struggles with his Specialized
Chargeride
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Only Polish man would know English struggle word.
Chargeride
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Thisll cheer you up..not ai.
