Just for fun...

[PedalUma]

New Mexico will now be placed on maps as New America. And Spanish place names in California will all be changed English names as the official language. The Rio Grande will now be called Big River. Remember the Álamo will now be 'Remember the cottonwood tree?' Just kidding.

 

[PedalUma]

A bike motor factory in Southern China sent me this message today, "Have a great Ester Monday holiday."

According to Google AI: "In chemistry, an ester is a compound formed by the reaction of an acid and an alcohol, resulting in a molecule with the characteristic structure RCOOR'. Esters often have a pleasant smell and are found in natural oils, fragrances, and various synthetic materials. The word "ester" also refers to a feminine given name, potentially related to a Babylonian goddess Ishtar or the Persian word for star.

They must think that all our holidays are on Mondays. Just like Cinco de Mayo, the Fourth of July, and 420!