Just for fun...

[Chargeride]

And we moan about mentally ill people on the streets now.
Eats a baby...off you go , have fun

 

[Chargeride]

My friend in wales came out of the pub to find this.
Its a tiny village, very Little Britain.

 

[Chargeride]

 

[kevinmccune]

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I would imagine that takes about 95% of young cockerels in!

 

[PedalUma]

I was just writing about our First Friday Ride. There will be five patches of mud the size of a manhole cover or smaller. But is that term still relevant? Is it now personhole, or being linguistically gender neutral, neuterhole? And is it really a cover or more of a plug? AI will make the spelling corrections for us, that is a relief, so when we type manhole cover it will correct to neuterhole plug.

 

[Roamers]

I was just writing about our First Friday Ride. There will be five patches of mud the size of a manhole cover or smaller. But is that term still relevant? Is it now personhole, or being linguistically gender neutral, neuterhole? And is it really a cover or more of a plug? AI will make the spelling corrections for us, that is a relief, so when we type manhole cover it will correct to neuterhole plug.

Nope, still manhole cover.

 

[Chargeride]

They want us squabbling over pettiness while they steal all the money.

 

[Chargeride]

The UK government is forcing digital only tax returns that have to be completed four times a year.
But there is an exemption..
'If your religious beliefs prevent you from using a computer'

Expect mass Amish conversion in the UK.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

They want us squabbling over pettiness while they steal all the money.

 

[PCeBiker]

I did great on the test, but by the time I was done my bank account was empty ?

 

[Chargeride]

I wasnt happy she didnt turn over the cups, because thats old trick of preloading one cup and having a mechanism to hold the real one out of sight as its lifted.

 

[PCeBiker]

She Tricked Me !!!
She's got my money in her cups !!!
My Smartphone was in on it too !!!

 

[PedalUma]

Tarrarre supposedly ate a live toddler. It vanished from the hospital where he was being studied for eating like a demon. He shat more that his weight each day. When he developed an intestinal blockage with a fully distended belly they gave him the strongest laxatives. Ponder the outcome.

 

[PedalUma]

Ever have a phone conversation with someone, only to realize that they are on the toilet? I just did. Who put phones by toilets anyway, they used to be in lobbies!
Speaking of lobbies we need a lobby lounge singer to help us through.

 

[Chargeride]

Lounge music for the entrance to the suicide pods.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

This thread is taking a weird turn...

 

[ChezCheese:)]

A layperson was visiting a monastery. She observed a man in the kitchen making potato chips. She cleverly asked, "Are you the Friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."

 

[PCeBiker]

I've always thought a layperson was a prostitute?
Now I'm not sure?

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Upon seeing the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine, the monk exclaimed, "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"

 

[Chargeride]

What I think the handlebars look like on EBR members bikes, note the extra bar for reserve items.