Just for fun...

[PCeBiker]

Feel free to modify as you see fit; it's not my copyrighted story.

Here ya go,..

Kentucky Duck is pretty hard to eat without teeth.
The first bite would Always be all the skin from the entire piece of , and it's pretty hard to pull the meat off the bones with your gums.

You could use the "Finger Licking Good" cliche in the new joke, referring to licking the dentures clean after his wife hands them over to him ??,..

Perhaps the youngsters at the other table would be eager to pick the dentures clean, because KFC Is just So Damn Good !!!

 

[Chargeride]

I just saw some Bob Mortimer humor. It is so very British. I read everything, a new book a week, and just stumbled on this one. It came out in GB as a hardcover last year in is a new release in paperback here in the states. It is told by five or six narrators from their POV's and includes a talking squirrel. The characters are all flawed. It also includes a 3 meter tall avocado.

He did a two celebs talking while fishing series, one episode will sooth your soul for a year

 

[PCeBiker]

He did a two celebs talking while fishing series, one episode will sooth your soul for a year

I've always loved British humor.
Monty Python and all the movies.

I've had friends that couldn't understand Anything that was said in the Monty Python movies.
They couldn't understand the accent.

They couldn't even tell that they were speaking English.

 

[Tars Tarkas]

Here ya go,..

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Kentucky Duck is pretty hard to eat without teeth.
The first bite would Always be all the skin from the entire piece of , and it's pretty hard to pull the meat off the bones with your gums.

You could use the "Finger Licking Good" cliche in the new joke, referring to licking the dentures clean after his wife hands them over to him ??,..

Perhaps the youngsters at the other table would be eager to pick the dentures clean, because KFC Is just So Damn Good !!!

I got to meet Col.Harland Sanders.

TT

 

[PCeBiker]

I got to meet Col.Harland Sanders.

TT

His story is kinda sad.
He sold controlling interest of his company to venture capital, and then they fired him.
The venture capitalists even owned his name.

He tried to open his own restaurant called "The Colonel", and got sued.

He pretty much invented deep frying in a pressure cooker.

 

[Tars Tarkas]

His story is kinda sad.
He sold controlling interest of his company to venture capital, and then they fired him.
The venture capitalists even owed his name.

He tried to open his own restaurant called "The Colonel", and got sued.

He pretty much invented deep frying in a pressure cooker.

I just looked it up, and he died worth $3.5 million, which sounds like chump change now, but was real money in 1980. He was still working for KFC when I met him in about 1975, and didn't seem at all sad to me.

For comparison, John Wayne, who died around the same time, was worth $6.85 million when he died.

TT