Just for fun...

[fooferdoggie]

If your wife is at the front door yelling to be let in and the dog is at the backdoor barking to be let in, who do you let in first?

The dog because it'll shut up once it's in.

you plan on living alone a lot right?

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

Told the kids that from now on when we return we expect to be greeted upon our return with the same level of enthusiasm as the puppy.

If you bring them good stuff from your trips, kinda like offerings, you might have a chance. T-shirts won't cut it.

 

[JedidiahStolzfus]

you plan on living alone a lot right?

That one was told to me by an Amish guy. I laughed, the other men around laughed, his wife fumed, but it she knows it was just a joke, much like my wife does.

 

[fooferdoggie]

That one was told to me by an Amish guy. I laughed, the other men around laughed, his wife fumed, but it she knows it was just a joke, much like my wife does.

yes till you wake up with a bobbit.

 

[Horace71]

I married my wife for her looks...
Not the one she's giving me now!

 

[fooferdoggie]

I married my wife for her looks...
Not the one she's giving me now!

is that the one with the scowl and one single raised finger?

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

is that the one with the scowl and one single raised finger?

In my house, that's a Level 5 look. You don't wanna see Level 10.

 

[Horace71]

People will stop asking you stupid questions if you answer them with interpretive dance!

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

People will stop asking you stupid questions if you answer them with interpretive dance!

Mime works, too.

 

[JedidiahStolzfus]

If a carriage is being drawn by one horse, how much horsepower is there?

 

[JedidiahStolzfus]

Since I've had kids, I've found I can voice automate anything.

 

[Art Deco]

What's a Yoder?

When we sold the old farm in Ohio's Mennonite country ... at the closing ...
The buyer's name was Yoder . The RE agent's name was Yoder. And the lawyer's name was Yoder.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

When we sold the old farm in Ohio's Mennonite country ... at the closing ...
The buyer's name was Yoder . The RE agent's name was Yoder. And the lawyer's name was Yoder.

Sounds very hillbilly to me...

 

[ChezCheese:)]

If a carriage is being drawn by one horse, how much horsepower is there?

When guys brag about how much horsepower their sports car has, I always say, "What's the point? You still can't go any faster than the fastest horse..."

 

[JedidiahStolzfus]

Every dog not only has the name you give it, but it also has an indian name. Our puppy's indian name is "Watches you pee".

 

[PedalUma]

Today I spilled my coffee on my pannier and thought, I need some way to clean this up. I immediately looked up to see a black cloud quickly approaching with a rainbow under it. Needless to say, I got soaked, like I had jumped into a lake, with freezing rain.

 

[Horace71]

I like my ebike, but apparently I have to ride it more than once to get in shape.
That seems cruel and unfair!

 

[fooferdoggie]

Today I spilled my coffee on my pannier and thought, I need some way to clean this up. I immediately looked up to see a black cloud quickly approaching with a rainbow under it. Needless to say, I got soaked, like I had jumped into a lake, with freezing rain.

your wish was granted. beware what you wish for you may actually get it.

 

[Horace71]

A little late, but Happy New Year!

 

[PedalUma]

I am in training for Pi-Day, 3.14. It is only 5-weeks away.