Chargeride
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English would be mostly boxes.
Just for fun...
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Stefan Mikes
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Inglysz łud bi mołstli boksiz
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Chargeride
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That looks a bit Russian to me
Engleash lud bi molstli borksiz
Engleash lud bi molstli borksiz
Stefan Mikes
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Sometimes -- just for fun -- I and friends write English sentences phonetically in Polish 
Samtajmz - dżast for fan -- Aj ęd frends rajt Inglysz sentensiz fonetikli yn Pełlysz
Of course. Ofkorz
Samtajmz - dżast for fan -- Aj ęd frends rajt Inglysz sentensiz fonetikli yn Pełlysz
Of course. Ofkorz
Chargeride
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Probably the closest to that is us writing Russian in the meme style.
In soviet russia, bear eats you.
In soviet russia, bear eats you.
Stefan Mikes
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Jeremy McCreary
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C'mon, Stefan. Nationwide generalizations like this are beneath your intelligence."In Europe, people ride e-bikes.
In the United States, e-bikes ride people."
kevinmccune
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funny how the "roots" show post "Babbel".Inglysz łud bi mołstli boksiz
kevinmccune
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and chases with good potato vodka.
Stefan Mikes
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I have just read the California thread and think people like Matt there must be superheroes
I just made a joke based on the "In Soviet Russia" meme
ChezCheese:)
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Whaddya call Mapo Tofu when you make it with lamb instead of pork?
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Baah-po Tofu!
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Baah-po Tofu!
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want -- God is watching the apples."
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want -- God is watching the apples."
ChezCheese:)
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"Politics - From the Latin word poli meaning 'many' and tics meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. "
Stefan Mikes
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ChezCheese:)
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Cleaning out my emails again...came across this list of groaners:
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
ChezCheese:)
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An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame the old man
is walking and the boy is riding."
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame.... he makes that little boy walk." So they then decided they'd both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who remarked, "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride." So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying "How awful toput such a load on a poor donkey."
The boy and man figured they were probably right,so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animaland he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone,you might as well...
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kiss your @$$ goodbye!
Have a nice day and be careful with your donkey.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame the old man
is walking and the boy is riding."
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame.... he makes that little boy walk." So they then decided they'd both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who remarked, "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride." So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying "How awful toput such a load on a poor donkey."
The boy and man figured they were probably right,so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animaland he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone,you might as well...
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kiss your @$$ goodbye!
Have a nice day and be careful with your donkey.
Chargeride
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I went to Maccies today, they are selling these.
ChezCheese:)
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink plenty of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is what kills you.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink plenty of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is what kills you.
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