The common denominator seems to be that a slime-sealed tube is basically equivalent to any random inner tube. It might last the ride, or it might go flat on me in the middle. I'm not being flippant. That's just the reality. The thing to keep in mind here is that the inner tube is somewhat different than the other components. It would be irresponsible to ride with a known defect in a derailleur, braking system, etc. But with inner tubes, the responsible rider always anticipates the possibility of a flat. Personally, I ride with slimed tubes, a patch kit and two spares. So yes, eventually I will change this tube. But I'll change it when it goes flat. Which might be this afternoon. Or it might be six months from now. Seeing as replacement is a given, why should I replace it before I have to? (Because I could replace that tube right now, and still get a flat out on the road this afternoon. So what will I have gained? Unless it can be demonstrated that this tube is statistically more likely to fail on me, I'm happy to keep riding on it. Because my experience has shown me that there are no statistics to flats. They just happen. And we just patch/replace them and keep going...)
Thanks all, for your advice!