I want someone to make an ebike like this

[Jeremy McCreary]

I am going to race a race car. Bike Vs Race Car! The whole thing will be filmed. It is happening next Friday. It will be a crosstown race. All laws must be abided by. The race car will be stuck in gridlock, so the bike will win. It will end at City Hall with well wishers and the mayor and a safe streets advocate will say a few words to the crowd. The race car is super loud and stinky. I will use 3 cents of clean electricity to win.

We expect photos and a full report!