I took a call from someone who wanted to tighten her rear brake. She saw three videos on exactly how to do it by using the barrel adjuster. Then oil came out and ruined her carpet.
A woman walks into the ER and sits down in a chair. After a moment of silence, she shouts “Shouldn’t!” A minute passes. “Can’t! Wouldn’t!” she shouts. Another minute. “Oughtn’t! Could’ve! Won’t!”
A doctor hears her outbursts and dashes over to her. “Somebody call the maternity ward! This woman’s having contractions!”
Watched some UK sci-fi TV of that era for kicks last year. Don't recall the shows, but this clip pretty much summed them up. They all seemed to be hoping for a sexier future in space.