Just for fun...

[Jeremy McCreary]

Tomorrow is National Make a Dog's Day (day) in the US. You know what to do.

Roxie and I are going to Del Mar Dog Beach for some quality off-leash time in the waves.

Her happy place and mine.

And speaking of dogs...

Someone in my neighborhood clearly doesn't understand what a colossally BAD idea it would be to have dogs that fly.

 

[kevinmccune]

Tomorrow is National Make a Dog's Day (day) in the US. You know what to do.

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Roxie and I are going to Del Mar Dog Beach for some quality off-leash time in the waves.

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Her happy place and mine.

And speaking of dogs...

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Someone in my neighborhood clearly doesn't understand what a colossally BAD idea it would be to have dogs that fly.

My writer friend had a "border collie" named "Fly"( wonder why)?

 

[PedalUma]

Oh, oh, because border collies track and snap at flies. That also implies that he did not get her as a pup.

 

[PedalUma]

@usclassic, A guy on the floor of a bike shop in San Rafael always placed two fingers on the top tube to check standover height. A mechanic in Brooklyn, whenever a cute girl dropped off a bike, would always make a ritual of sniffing the saddle. One time a young woman dropped off her bike and forgot something so came right back and saw him doing it. Caught. Whenever there was a cute girl he would not adjust one thing right, so they would have to come back.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

@usclassic, A guy on the floor of a bike shop in San Rafael always placed two fingers on the top tube to check standover height. A mechanic in Brooklyn, whenever a cute girl dropped off a bike, would always make a ritual of sniffing the saddle. One time a young woman dropped off her bike and forgot something so came right back and saw him doing it. Caught. Whenever there was a cute girl he would not adjust one thing right, so they would have to come back.

That's the same guy who puts secret cameras in toilets, yeah? Not funny. Gross. Seriously.

 

[kevinmccune]

Oh, oh, because border collies track and snap at flies. That also implies that he did not get her as a pup.

no disrespect,I thought maybe he ate poo and bothered people( your idea is more hygenic,when I see the dog loving gals kissing their poodles and so on ,on the mouth I have to wonder)

 

[kevinmccune]

That's the same guy who puts secret cameras in toilets, yeah? Not funny. Gross. Seriously.

do you reckon he secretly smelled "dracula's" teabags?( sorry I couldn't resist,most people outgrow their fetish when hormone levels drop)
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[PedalUma]

Gross. Seriously

I think it is so gross and distant that it is funny. Anti-examples. Such stories circulate in the back of bike shops while people are working. It is entertainment with moral learning. We are laughing at these guys not with them. Explaining humor is always a downer. Someone somewhere will be offended by anything funny like a knock-knock joke. There are low characters in Shakespeare that we find funny.

 

[Chargeride]

I went out with a girl who worked in a funeral parlour, there are a lot of very dark thought people there.
I started reading her training manual.
Holy cr@p, some people would need therapy after two pages

 

[DaveMatthews]

I went out with a girl who worked in a funeral parlour, there are a lot of very dark thought people there.
I started reading her training manual.
Holy cr@p, some people would need therapy after two pages

Was she dead sexy?

 

[Chargeride]

Was she dead sexy?

Killer looks, actually she was my hottest girlfriend by far which made it even weirder, she chased me around the house once with the giant tube they put up your back to drain the blood out.
Just for fun..top content.

 

[PedalUma]

Killer looks

With a touch of embalming fluid on each wrist and behind each ear.

 

[Chargeride]

I wouldnt have put it past her.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

Killer looks, actually she was my hottest girlfriend by far which made it even weirder, she chased me around the house once with the giant tube they put up your back to drain the blood out.

Dang, of all the things she could've chased you around the house with (or without), it just had be that blasted tube?!

Why do I think that you might be drawn to dangerous women?

 

[Chargeride]

Horrific looking thing, this is the end, its about a foot long.

 

[kevinmccune]

With a touch of embalming fluid on each wrist and behind each ear.

seriously formaldehyde is a deadly poison it destroys the optic nerve as well,after the embalming practice started( big around civil war time) you didn't have to worry about burying a live person,the main reason for so called embalming,is to keep the smell down before internment,I don't think embalming is required here in VA,I won't worry about because I am supposed to be cremated( either kiln or water reduction) I wish to have some ashes exploded in a rocket or giant mortar shell.If a person is to be buried without embalming I would seriously recommend a "Wake".
Embalming,not to be confused with "mummification" there are so many "final" options these days one can even be placed in a coffin made of some sort of fungus( sorry don't know if 'shrooms will pop out of it or not) "exposure" may be an option in some areas,not sure about that.

 

[kevinmccune]

Horrific looking thing, this is the end, its about a foot long.

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is that thing a "trocar" needle?

 

[DaveMatthews]

is that thing a "trocar" needle?

It's a magic wand. AbraCadavera...

Shut up Dave...

 

[Stefan Mikes]

It's a magic wand. AbraCadavera...

Shut up Dave...

Muggles have a way more practical tools to kill

Silvia "Ailaughatmyownjokes" recently made a skit in which she gave a gun to Voldemort Dark Lord was shocked what you could do without a wand!

 

[Chargeride]

is that thing a "trocar" needle?

yes