RUMORED NEW LECTRIC MERCH.. top secret dev info!

[Racer-X]

It's huge news!
All you "Retro" fans will love this...
All I can say is it's some new safety device that will alert people as you approach..
Fully automatic and will actually present a pleasant sound.
It will come in 52 design options but only two colors.
Also two special order designs just for laughs.
I guess its just a two piece kit that hooks into the wheel somehow...
They're gonna be 20 bucks.. Man o Man... Brilliant!
Take my money please!...
I now concede the floor to your laughter and
70's references!
This is what my impatience has caused!!
TROLLING!
Where's my bike guys!! BAH!..

 

[theemartymac]

Does it include the clothespin, or are you going to try and upsell us on a custom mounting kit? ;-)

 

[contraktor]

You gotta getcha one of those 'Troll' whistles mounted to the front fender. Never know when you could run into a troll crossing the bike path. I hate trolls. You'll be peddling along and they'll wait until you get right up on them & they'll run out in front of your bike every time. BAM! Dead troll, now I gotta call roadside.