Just for fun...

[Jeremy McCreary]

As we drove home on the US 101 freeway yesterday, we came across some guys racing in the other direction.

The blimp didn't have a chance.
;^}

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[Chargeride]

 

[PedalUma]

The witches invaded today. I stayed for a half-hour. The Sea Scouts were our only defense but they caved and instead passed out candy.

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[Chargeride]

Thats a long swim for a penguin

 

[JGcycle]

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

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Stupid swans — they just jump out right in front of you!

 

[6zfshdb]

In London, Canada Geese (now called Donald Ducks in the US) get their own crossing guards.

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[PedalUma]

One Fall morning I hear bad noises as a car tried to start. Then shocking screams of Horror! It was Halloween morning. The owner's cat had climbed up into the engine compartment with all the belts to absorb the warmth.
Turkeys like to land on cars and surf down on their claws, again and again, it is fun. Soon, on October 12th they will get their payback in Canada!

 

[6zfshdb]

New drug for those birthdays, or any other stressful day:

 

[PedalUma]

@6zfshdb, I always answer the phone, 'Bicycle Service'. When it is a telemarketer I say, this is the Service Department, "Thank you for calling - what kind of bike do you have?" "Oh you will need to contact the business office for that; Ask for Jackolyn Mehoff." Then they say, 'Thank you." and I hang up. They never get to their script. And never call again.
A major competitor is Efferall. Clinical studies show that it can be more efficacious even at lower dosages. Byer came up with a non-addictive substance with all the upsides of morphine called Heroine. Efferall is just like that. Why run to fires and problemes when you can Effreall?

 

[DaveMatthews]