Just for fun...

If bumpers are for bumping, why do they come in so many incompatible heights? Playing bumper cars at an amusement park would be no fun like that. Volvos and some Peugeots had their bumpers on shocks and with rubber strips. When it got bumped it pushed in. Then you just pulled it slowly out. When a teen or old lady was trying to parallel park there was no insurance claim or damage. Peugeot and Volvo worked together a lot. For example in the late '80's they used the same V6 and were driven by Professors and other intellectual types.
didn't care much for that engine,wasn't a version used in the DeLoran? yep wife's Volvo got rear-ended,zero damage.
 
If bumpers are for bumping, why do they come in so many incompatible heights? Playing bumper cars at an amusement park would be no fun like that. Volvos and some Peugeots had their bumpers on shocks and with rubber strips. When it got bumped it pushed in. Then you just pulled it slowly out. When a teen or old lady was trying to parallel park there was no insurance claim or damage. Peugeot and Volvo worked together a lot. For example in the late '80's they used the same V6 and were driven by Professors and other intellectual types.
Renault as well.
 
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Would work actually. I had the task of pouring out someones ashes once and it was more like sandblast shot than bbq ash. All the minerals naturally. Would pay to grind it up though, it was a bit lumpy.
 
Would work actually. I had the task of pouring out someones ashes once and it was more like sandblast shot than bbq ash. All the minerals naturally. Would pay to grind it up though, it was a bit lumpy.
Me too. I put her inside a ring of redwoods overlooking the Pacific. The light came through the trees like a cathedral. There were some bits from prosthetic surgeries, I then picked out.

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The HOA is repainting all the houses in the neighborhood.

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They just did the neighbor's house while he's away.

Supposed to be keeping an eye on things for him, so I texted an update:

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In a 'what the heck' moment, I just opened the first photo in my phone's image editor and told the AI tool to "paint the house purple with yellow trim". Astounding!
 
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
 
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

One of the best jokes I've heard in a long, long time! Not that I can relate, of course. If I could give it more than 1 laughie, I'd give it 10.
 
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