Just for fun...

[Jeremy McCreary]

What? What? What'd I do?
Am I in trouble?

No, no, just thought the material called for a punster of the highest skill. I had lots of comebacks — all highly inappropriate for a family-friendly ebike forum.

All I can say is, they used to teach spelling and proofreading for a reason.

 

[6zfshdb]

What? What? What'd I do?
Am I in trouble?

I think Jeremy took offense at my post, not yours.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

I think Jeremy took offense at my post, not yours.

No, no, no offense! I just couldn't come up with a reasonably clean response and had to call in backup.

As for the Easter egg hunt sign itself, soooooo many questions....

 

[DaveMatthews]

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Low turn out... reason unknown...
Organizers are bummed...

OK, I tried...

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[stompandgo]

No, no, just thought the material called for a punster of the highest skill. I had lots of comebacks — all highly inappropriate for a family-friendly ebike forum.

All I can say is, they used to teach spelling and proofreading for a reason.

Since when is this a family friendly forum?

 

[6zfshdb]

How about this more family friendly one:

 

[6zfshdb]

Or this one:

 

[Chargeride]

Is this jeremy?

 

[Stefan Mikes]

Is this jeremy?

Not about Jeremy but... I've watched one of GCN shows where two guys discussed the difference between All Road and Gravel bikes.
The roadie said he wouldn't like to make his impeccably clean shoes get stained
And he didn't think what would happen to his beautifully painted carbon frame on a road full of pebbles
(Some very good carbon gravel bikes even have a rubber bash guard on the bottom tube of the frame!)

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

Is this jeremy?

You bet it's me! After I got back from today's road ride, I jumped my house.

 

[6zfshdb]

It's amazing what you can do with one of these sign boards.

My wife's uncle owned a hardware store and had one out front along the highway. One day, his brand new Lincoln Town Car was T-boned and totaled by a drunk pulling out of a gas station. The insurance company only offered a little more than half the value of this nearly new vehicle. After being jerked around for 2 weeks, he refused to accept the offer. Instead, he had the wreck towed to the front of his hardware store and put it out along the busy highway. He put his sign board next to it which read "Unpaid claim by XXX Insurance".

That was Friday night. On Saturday morning, the insurance agent showed up waiving a check for the full value of the car and insisted the sign be taken down. My wife's uncle, still angry with the way he had been treated, said "I'm too busy today and we're closed on Sunday. I'll take care of it Monday. The agent threatened to sue and knowing full well he was within his rights, told the agent "go ahead".

He took the sign down late on Monday afternoon. and no lawsuit was ever filed.