Found this collection of jokes about horsemeat in Tesco hamburgers while cleaning out old emails:
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat Burgers from Tesco.
....... Her condition is said to be stable
Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!
Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth.
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"
I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead..
To beef or not to beef:
That is equestrian