Just for fun...

I wonder if investigators would bother. There are going to be receipts in that trash and DNA. Cops and tabloid journalists love to dig in trash.
 
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Astoria the turkey is still hanging out in Manhattan. I hope this years has kissed the ring, or it won't get a pardon.
 
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With wild turkeys you can only eat the roasted breast. It is rich and flavorful dark meat, like a leg of lamb. Then everything else on the roasted carcass goes in the slow cook soup pot. For some reason juniper berries go well with it.
 
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