https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean
You can translate anything into Shakespearean. It is exaggerated for fun. Guess the song.
If 't be true thou art havin' ado with the high school headeth
that gent's givin' thee the blues
thee wanna graduateth, but not in his sleep chamber
h're's what thee gotta doth
picketh up the phoneth, i'm at each moment home
calleth me anytime
[pre-ch'rus]
just ringeth: 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, ho
i leadeth a life of crime
[ch'rus]
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile
[v'rse 2]
thee did get problems in thy life of loveth?
thee did get a broken heart?
that gent's doubleth dealin' with thy most wondrous cousin
yond's at which hour the teardrops starteth, fella
picketh up the phoneth, i'm h're high-lone
or maketh a social calleth
seeth ac/dc liveth
receiveth tickets as base as $97
thee might eke liketh
[pre-ch'rus]
cometh right in, f'rget about that gent
we'll has't ourselves a ball, ho
[ch'rus]
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile (oh)
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile
[guitar solo]
(oh, yeah)
[v'rse 3]
if 't be true thee did get a mistress and thee wanteth h'r gone
but thee ain't did get the guts
the lady keeps naggin' at thee night and day
enow to driveth thee nuts
picketh up the phoneth, leaveth h'r high-lone
t's timeth thee madeth a standeth
[pre-ch'rus]
f'r a fee, i'm joyous to beest
thy back-do'r sir, ho
[ch'rus]
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile (yeah)
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile
[bridge]
concrete shoes, cyanide
tnt (done dirt vile), ooh
neck ties, contracts
high voltage (done dirt vile, yeah)
[outro]
filthy deeds, doth anythin' thee wanteth me to
done dirt vile
filthy deeds, filthy deeds
filthy deeds done dirt vile
yeah!