Just for fun...

Sky Raisins

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Hilarious! My dog's a fine connoisseur of flies. How she catches them is beyond me. But just to be sure everyone knows...

Dogs should NEVER eat real raisins or grapes. Serious risk of renal failure.

 
A friend Colline, last week said that I do not look like a bike mechanic, she was married to one. I had an new Carhart gingham shirt while loading her bike. I will need to smell like a day-old bong hit to get cred. And have made that progress on that so far. I rub myself with old bong water each morning.
Just joking.
In real life I have been upping my game by using a very clean cut with nicer clothes approach when selling up to $14,000 bikes. And to attract Heather, the most overall, attractive person that I have ever seen. I have personally boycotted the entire used wife market for over a decade on sheer principle and will, but she is an exceptional exception. Principle and will are broken. She knows a bunch of my trusted friends and looks and walks and talks like family. Until this week I had no idea and then she awoke something in me. Wow! When I went to pat her dog Oliver he barked, and she said 'He has never be around a man'. He warmed up to me quickly. I want to give her an eBike to use for the next month that is lovely with a classic look, Dutch position, IGH, red, and decorated for the Holiday Bike Parade.
To gain more legitimacy as a bike mechanic I am changing my look. I am getting pierced ears with huge black stones that stretch my lobes, a nose ring, and a tat of Bugs Bunny on my neck.
 
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