ChezCheese:)
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Lottery tickets are a tax on people who are bad at math.
Just for fun...
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Taylor57
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78% of all statistics are made up on the spot
JedidiahStolzfus
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69% of all people know that.
ChezCheese:)
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Stefan Mikes
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Dżizas... as we Poles say to mimic the English pronunciation
Tars Tarkas
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Left, not funny to some of us who live here. Right hilarious, given that he's so afraid of transgender people now.
ChezCheese:)
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Stefan Mikes
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Haha! Slightly too difficult for me but I get the idea of the "spelling chequer"
"It came with my pea sea" Haha! "Miss steaks"! Hahaha!OK, let me do my English homework then!
I have a spell-checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my review
Mistakes I cannot see.
I strike a key and type a word
And wait for it to say
Whether I am wrong or right
It shows me straight away.
As soon as a mistake is made
It knows before too long
And I can put the error right
It's rarely ever wrong.
I have run this poem through it
I am sure you're pleased to know
It's letter perfect all the way
My checker told me so.
@ChezCheese:) How many mistakes did I do? Be cause aye am not shore
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PedalUma
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Ha due eye cheque ma spieling?
We have newbies, often thieves sometimes on EBR looking for a charger or replacement battery lock on a freshly repainted bike, who must use voice to text, and it comes out just that weird. I love it. Thanks Cheese! A good laugh.
We have newbies, often thieves sometimes on EBR looking for a charger or replacement battery lock on a freshly repainted bike, who must use voice to text, and it comes out just that weird. I love it. Thanks Cheese! A good laugh.
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ChezCheese:)
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Egg cell lent, Stefan!Haha! Slightly too difficult for me but I get the idea of the "spelling chequer"
OK, let me do my English homework then!
I have a spell-checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my review
Mistakes I cannot see.
I strike a key and type a word
And wait for it to say
Whether I am wrong or right
It shows me straight away.
As soon as a mistake is made
It knows before too long
And I can put the error right
It's rarely ever wrong.
I have run this poem through it
I am sure you're pleased to know
It's letter perfect all the way
My checker told me so.
@ChezCheese:) How many mistakes did I do? Be cause aye am not shore
Jeremy McCreary
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Petty good motivation to take it easy — especially the gravy part. If you spilled gravy in my house, you'd wake up in the hospital, granny or no granny.
JGcycle
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That would keep you smooth...or wet.
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