Just for fun...

[Chargeride]

An average forum members daily commute.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

An average forum members daily commute.

I've been looking high and low for lava-resistant tires. Wonder where he got them?
;^}

 

[Stefan Mikes]

That's why they call it "beauty parlour"....

Boris Johnson and Stefan Mikeš

 

[Chargeride]

I knew it, you never see them together

 

[Chargeride]

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Poor kid is going to be traumatized for life, if he hasn't broken his neck. He didn't want to do it, he knew the hill was too steep for him, but his momma kept pushing him. I don't find that funny at all.

In fact in general, I think Mtn biking is incredibly dangerous, whatever one's age. A teenager broke his neck in our local ride park going down a rogue trail. He will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. For WHAT?? A bit of a rush going down a rough trail in the woods? Was it worth it?

 

[Chargeride]

Im pretty sure it was his evil older sister.

 

[PedalUma]

 

[Roamers]

An elderly couple walked into a McDonald’s and sat down at a table near some young people who were having dinner.

The old man approached the counter and placed an order for one meal. He returned, unwrapped the hamburger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife. Then he gently counted out the fries and split them evenly between them.
He placed two straws into the soda and set it between them.

The old woman began to eat her half of the burger while the man just watched.
From time to time, he took a small sip of the drink, but he never touched the food.

People around them started to notice and looked on with quiet sympathy.
A young man approached and politely offered to buy them another meal so they wouldn’t have to share.

The woman smiled and said kindly, “Thank you, but we’re used to sharing everything.”

Still, the man hadn’t eaten a bite. He simply watched as his wife enjoyed her meal.
The young man returned and offered again.

This time, the old man responded, “Thank you, but we really do share everything.”

The young man paused for a moment, then asked:

“But sir… what are you waiting for?”

The old man smiled and said:

“The teeth"!

 

[Chargeride]

Ive just lost a tooth, thats close to home

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

That's why they call it "beauty parlour"....

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Boris Johnson and Stefan Mikeš

The new look's a keeper!

I look and feel so much better in shorter hair, but somehow that doesn't stop me from procrastinating on every single haircut. And it's been like that my whole life.

The mind's a mysterious thing, and mine's getting no less mysterious with age.

 

[PedalUma]

At the start of the pandemic lockdown I purchased a barber's buzz and buzz every day after shaving. It is really easy and fast to maintain. I probably saved a ton too.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

At the start of the pandemic lockdown I purchased a barber's buzz and buzz every day after shaving. It is really easy and fast to maintain. I probably saved a ton too.

Went through a #2 buzz cut phase for similar reasons. No more bed head! Then a photo from the side convinced me that I just don't have the head shape for it. Good thing I'm not likely to go bald.

 

[Chargeride]

I aways had a huge spiky mop of hair, which I would style completely out of fashion, strangers would come over to me with haircut advice.
Women would pull out combs in pubs and start trying to adjust it.
I constantly get people doing a hair ruffle hand movement and mouthing 'do that with your hair'.
Like bar staff or random person in a queue.
It sets off peoples OCD.
I just have one of those faces that make people comfortable about intruding.
Its actually made me a more sociable person

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

Its actually made me a more sociable person

Kinda like this Johnny Cash song without the fists and knives and guns (so far)...

 

[PedalUma]

I aways had a huge spiky mop of hair, which I would style completely out of fashion, strangers would come over to me with haircut advice.
Women would pull out combs in pubs and start trying to adjust it.
I constantly get people doing a hair ruffle hand movement and mouthing 'do that with your hair'.
Like bar staff or random person in a queue.
It sets off peoples OCD.
I just have one of those faces that make people comfortable about intruding.
Its actually made me a more sociable person

I am reading a book with a character with that type of hair. Except he is a South London gangster and everyone is button lipped and hands off. The book is all inside Brit humor with baked beans, stake & kidney pies, chips, and tea. Now the action has moved to the top floor of a seaside hotel in Brighton.

 

[Chargeride]

Bob Mortimor!
British legend, shooting stars is the ground zero for madcap in Britain, hes a national treasure.

 

[PCeBiker]

An elderly couple walked into a McDonald’s

This time, the old man responded, “Thank you, but we really do share everything.”

“But sir… what are you waiting for?”
“The teeth"!

I would like to complain about this joke because it makes no sense !!,..
You don't need teeth to eat at McDonald's.
They sell mush.

I've known two friends with no teeth or dentures that could eat anything, even steak, if they cut the pieces small enough to swallow whole after a bit of a gum gnashing.


You need to pick a New restaurant that serves food where teeth are required .
Things like on cob 's,. really Hard Crunchy things and stuff with bones in it that need TEETH to eat it.

Perhaps a full dental examination before entering that kind of restaurant should be required for that joke to work ,.??

 

[Roamers]

You need to pick a New restaurant that serves food where teeth are required

Feel free to modify as you see fit; it's not my copyrighted story.

 

[PedalUma]

I just saw some Bob Mortimer humor. It is so very British. I read everything, a new book a week, and just stumbled on this one. It came out in GB as a hardcover last year in is a new release in paperback here in the states. It is told by five or six narrators from their POV's and includes a talking squirrel. The characters are all flawed. It also includes a 3 meter tall avocado.