Tired of getting your ebike stolen? Try the PENETRATOR! 😂

[ki11a]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n3hwgz

 

[kmccune]

If it had barbs it would be even more effective.

 

[6zfshdb]

Keep in mind that YOU are liable for any injury caused by such a device. In many jurisdictions, it is considered "boobytrapping" and is illegal.

 

[kmccune]

Well, maybe with a little taper and lube- you did know this was a joke?

 

[Gionnirocket]

Maybe the kid never owned his own bike and just wanted to go for a ride?

 

[Art Deco]

Not recommended but a .410 shotgun shell is the same diameter as a seat post ...

 

[Gionnirocket]

Not recommended but a .410 shotgun shell is the same diameter as a seat post ...

You better not be in a forgetful rush returning to your bike

 

[6zfshdb]

There are many bike thief revenge videos out there. Some funny, some not so much:

https://www.bicycling.com/news/a20049273/bike-thieves-get-pranked-in-this-hilarious-video/

A few more theft deterrent devices:

Even the police are using "bait" bikes to catch thieves:

 

[Gionnirocket]

All fun and games until someone losses an eye

 

[Dallant]

All fun and games until someone losses an eye

And yet, painful experiences do often teach lessons. Just not too painful.

 

[getslideways]

All fun and games until someone losses an eye

then it becomes downright eye-ronic

 

[Comfortably Numb]

Keep in mind that YOU are liable for any injury caused by such a device. In many jurisdictions, it is considered "boobytrapping" and is illegal.

Really? You thought this was serious?
So, let's just say this was real. What moron is going to cry he got injured while attempting to steal someone else's bike? The cops would laugh at them. CN

 

[Comfortably Numb]

Well, maybe with a little taper and lube- you did know this was a joke?

And maybe a pink knob on top. CN
....and my ignore list just keeps on growing.