Okay, so, I stepped away from this thread for a week or so, came back to have a quick look, and am very pleasantly surprised to see how totally frickin' weird it's getting. In two pages, we got turkeys, worms, buckshot, a little light virus & vax bickering of the more playful variety, more weird weather, PowerBall DNA mutation and age-related isolation.
I don't know where you're going all with this, but I think I like it. It sounds like everyone skipped the eggnog this year and broke out the peyote instead-- a little jealous, but I'm in the program, so I'll just follow along by inducing a substance-free flashback, which has been working well for quite a while now.
Here in tinseltown, I'm not sure we've had this much rain since 1997, which is probably some artifact of AGW, but my cabin-fever is too outta control for logical thinking or actually looking at any data and trying to draw any conclusions. I got in one good ride on the Solstice before the heavens opened, I've had no exercise in about ten days, so sanity is on the back burner, probably until well into the new year.
On Turkeys: My favorite Thanksgiving / Turkey cartoon is from George Price circa 1950-something, and shows a man walking down a city street, struggling to keep his grip on the feet of an enormous turkey that is flapping and squawking, as his wife stands with her arms folded and gives him a withering stare: "Oven-Ready costs a few pennies more, Oven-Ready is worth a few pennies more."