Obsolete

[JayVee]

....

 

[Ravi Kempaiah]

Chinese white label brand : who are you?

Riese and muller: it's only you after you sell your home and wait for 3 months.

BH : it's your 100yr old family and no one can change you.

Optibike : you're amazing, if you are still looking at us..

Bionx: where are you??

 

[ebikemom]

Pedego: It’s you and us. Because only we can write such a beautiful love story together.

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[ebikemom]

@JayVee , I love this thread and couldn't think of anything to add, till I thought of this!

Faraday: It's you, all by yourself, because we're out of business.

But that's probably not funny to the folks who bought their lovely bicycles!

 

[christob]

Specialized S-Works: It's both the fastest version of you and the least liquid assets version of you.

{meanwhile... sorta fantasy drooling over that S-Works Turbo Levo!!}

 

[AlanDB]

For some reason, this thread has me humming the old Harry Nilsson hit with slightly modified lyrics ...

Me and my Arroyo
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, everyone knows
It's me and my Arroyo

Me and my Arroyo
Taking the high road
Wherever we go, everyone knows
It's me and my Arroyo

And in the morning when I wake up
Where will we go, I don't know
And if we wake up just to ride on
We'll carry on, oh yes, we will

Me and my Arroyo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my Arroyo

 

[Over50]

...R&M: It’s for you and only you. Because that’s how we build them..

Carbon analog road bike brand XYZ: It's YOU. All YOU. 110% YOU. No stop sign or traffic signal shall deter YOU. But leave the luggage and the groceries for your SUV and on this bike, celebrate just YOU.

 

[drewberz]

Vivax: It's not cheating if you don't get caught!



Bafang kit: It's not you, it's me.



Haibike: How can we assist you today?

 

[Mr. Coffee]

Stinner: It's you only $12000 poorer. https://www.stinnerframeworks.com

 

[Toomanycats]

Raleigh/Izip: It’s you, or you and your local bike shop. We can go either way.

 

[ebikemom]

For any bike brand!

It's you, only cycling!!! (for those of us who were NOT cycling for a long time before ebiking!)

 

[john peck]

It’s you only faster, according to Specialized. But I wonder what it would sound like if other brands used the same slogan.


It’s humor folks… Not to be taken too seriously…


Rad: It’s you, only with more money left in your pocket afterwards.

Yamaha PW: It’s you, but only above 90RPM. Otherwise it’s us…

Stromer: It’s you and anything else you want it to be. Only it will cost you a wad of cash.

Fazua: It’s you, only minus 25 pounds...

Giant: It's you, only with Giant muscles...

Juiced: It’s you only more bike mechanic.

Pedego: It’s you and us. Because only we can write such a beautiful love story together.

Haibike: It’s you, only you’ll have to decide which of our 97 models and 27 frames sizes suits you best.

Tern: It’s you but not only you. You could take someone else along.

Bafang kit: It’s you only with much dirtier hands.

Vivax: It’s us, only don’t tell anyone.

Nailed it!