I'll tell you what song got stuck in my head, Doja Cat, Mooo! song. Co-worker played it on his phone after I told him I wanted to start a cow band (yeah, a cow band) and I had "I'm a cow bitch," STUCK in my head ALL DAY at work. Luckily I drove that day and played American Sharks self titled album on the way home. So Doja Cat, Mooo! NO! American Sharks albums? YES!
Stupid band idea # 2. A friend and I wanted to start a band dressed as mimes! Come out and play dead silence for a 15 minutes and really anger the crowd. Then turn on and blast them apart with grind music! Friend played guitar and had a Marshall half stack. I had a bass with a Sunn? amp, or Mesa Boogie? I just remember it was LOUD! We also had a Mattel Synsonics drum machine ran thru a midi board. Replaced it with a faster Roland later on. I wish I still had a copy of our demo! Ya'll would HATE it SO MUCH!
My friends little brother "B" wanted to play drums for us. We told him NO but he constantly bugged us. We ended up taping 3 buckets together like a mardi gras street drummer and stuck microphones in them. We were playing a show on my friends roof to our 2 loyal fans and we kept yelling at B for "loosing time" and started attacking him with the head stocks on the guitars. B ended up falling off the roof! He was laying on the ground crying and his brother told him to quit being a sissy and get back on the roof to finish the show, knowing B was "faking" it. B didn't move and was still crying. His brother grabbed the buckets and threw them at B, still crying on the ground. When the buckets hit B a big BOOOM echoed thru the amps! Those microphone cords were long. I lost it laughing, B got up and limped away still crying and Mark (B's brother) tried to pull the drum files up on the Roland so we could finish the show. It didn't happen, someone called the cops. I have a ton of funny stories from the crappy garage band days! We made so many enemies but it was always fun (for us)!